i have a blister
i played a gig for dr. kim last night. the choral union was having a fund raiser, "Choral Beach" and i got to play background music while everyone was eating dinner. the whole cafateria was decorated like a luau (i hope that's how it's spelled.... you know, a hawaiian party thing) with a ton of stuff. people kept trying to get me leid, but i wouldn't wear one. stupid plastic things are itchy. i was standing in the corner watching everyone come in and this one old guy kept staring at me and looking at me.... and then he jumped and screamed. for some odd reason, he thought i was a mannequin, until i moved. some of those people were drinking waaaaaay too much. the food was really good and i got to hang out with Tracy and Emmanuel and Mrs. Miller and all the other cool food people who are still here. the choral union sang after dinner. Dr. Kim trying to sing Beach Boys is one of the funniest things i have ever heard. it was almost as bad as him trying to sing Porgy from Porgy and Bess. they also had a hawaiian shirt contest. never again in my life do i want to see that many old men strutting around and pretending to strip; i saw far too many saggy, wrinkly, hairy, pale chests and thighs and potbellies.
i'm house-sitting for Howard and Betty now. they have directv and a really big screen. if i didn't have to write a paper, i'd be sitting in front of that thing and watching endless hours of mind-numbing frivolity. i did see something awesome on there last night, though. somebody is making a new show that basically a cross between the oc, girls gone wild..... and Jaws! it's called Spring Break SHARK ATTACK!!!! OMG!! teh shark is in de water!!1! oh noooooooooos! it's hysterical. the funniest part is, it's not a comedy! "there's blood in the water! we're going to have to stop having sex in the ocean, bobby!" "i popped your cherry in the water, susie. i guess the shark is going to eat us now.... can i get a bj first?" kekeke. that's going to be the funniest show ever.
i'm house-sitting for Howard and Betty now. they have directv and a really big screen. if i didn't have to write a paper, i'd be sitting in front of that thing and watching endless hours of mind-numbing frivolity. i did see something awesome on there last night, though. somebody is making a new show that basically a cross between the oc, girls gone wild..... and Jaws! it's called Spring Break SHARK ATTACK!!!! OMG!! teh shark is in de water!!1! oh noooooooooos! it's hysterical. the funniest part is, it's not a comedy! "there's blood in the water! we're going to have to stop having sex in the ocean, bobby!" "i popped your cherry in the water, susie. i guess the shark is going to eat us now.... can i get a bj first?" kekeke. that's going to be the funniest show ever.