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[heavensgold]

[Still looking as dashing as ever despite being covered nearly from head to toe in bandages, Johnny peers into the screen while wearing his signature black sunglasses and matching cowboy hat. He looks a tad worn, yes, but he still looks good despite being under the care of a certain "Captain" and his domineering sidekick.]I reckon there's a reason

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[sometimes_boe]

[Have one captain leaning against the wall and giving you a look that says he's amused, but, he's trying not to be.]

Shouldn't you be resting?

[heavensgold]

Rest is for the weak, Jack!

[He glances over towards Jack with a bright smile on his face.]

And I'm not weak.

[sometimes_boe]

[Still trying to not look amused.]

No, I doubt you are, but you will be if your wounds don't heal.

[heavensgold]

[The sky pirate got a little annoyed with that remark.]

Bug off, Jack! I'm in the middle of some important business here-OW!

[He grips his bandaged side in agony.]

That smarts...

[sometimes_boe]

[Jack sighs and pushes off the wall, disappearing for a moment into the other room before returning with some pain meds and water.]

Take these, will you? And stop being so damn stubborn, that's my job.

[heavensgold]

[At first, Johnny thought he had rid himself of his new found pest only to be disappointed when Jack emerged again.]

Aw hell! I don't need you lecturin' me!

[He grumbles in annoyance but ends up reluctantly taking the glass of water and pills from Jack.]

[sometimes_boe]

[Jack still sounds annoyed, though, he smirks.]

Maybe you need it. You're my new pain-in-the-ass and not the good kind, either, unfortunately.

[That might have been a wink, but, he'll never own up to it.]

[heavensgold]

[He rolled his eyes at that comment as he swallowed the painkillers.]

...You're one freaky guy, Harkness. What kind of fella drags a semi-conscious but handsome stranger to his home in the first place?

[Johnny gives Jack a suspicious glance.]

Just to let ya know, I ain't the kind of guy to do favors for others.

[Lies, but he doesn't want Jack to get the wrong idea about him.]

[sometimes_boe]

[He takes up his place on the wall again, but shoots him a seductive look.]

Perhaps I brought you home because you're handsome.

[Lies, he just can't leave someone in need.]

I never asked for a favor, did I?

[heavensgold]

You better go somewhere with that crap, Jack!

[If he was well enough to toss something at Jack, he would. This guy is just a pain in the neck for poor Johnny.]

...True. Let's keep it that way!

[sometimes_boe]

You'll come to love it, Johnny, trust me.

[He winks. Then strides forward, determinedly, and leans down, placing a light kiss on Johnny's lips before standing upright again and walking towards the door.]

I'll be back later, Gotta go find somewhere else for us to live, it's a bit cramped here.

Try not to move too much, ok?

[Aaaaand he's out the door.]

[heavensgold]

Huh?

[He arches his brow once Harkness comes strutting over to the couch like a rooster.]

Wait a minute, what are you--

[Now, Johnny knew Jack was a crazy son of a---you know, but this is ridiculous! He froze instantly in shock once the crazed bastard kissed him right on the lips, his eyes as wide as they could be behind those thick black shades. It took him awhile to get his brain to function again once Jack's lips left his, but once it kick started back up Johnny literally flailed in rage.]

THAT'S IT! Where's my sword? You're a dead man, Harkness! DEAD MAN WALKIN'!