LMFAO!!! That was awesome! Now that we're starting a joke thread (hehehe or I'm making it into one) I've got one for you...
This alien and his son landed in the middle of nowhere and the only thing around was an old truck stop/gas station. The alien thought the gas pump was one of the beings that inhabited this planet so he walked up and spoke to it.
"Take me to your leader"
Obviously the gas pump did not respond. So the alien took out his gun and repeated
"Take me to your leader, or I'll shoot"
Around this time the alien's son spoke up
"Dad this guy looks like a badass I wouldn't shoot him if I were you"
The alien, being a dad, of course ignored his son's warning instead responding with
"Shut up I know what I'm doing"
So the alien kid shut up and his dad once again tried to communicate with the gas pump
"I'm warning you, If I have to ask again I'll shoot you. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!"
Again, the gas pump did not respond so the alien aimed his gun and prepared to shoot the pump. Once again, the son tried to warn his father
"Dad I'm serious I wouldn't do that if I were you..."
"Shut up son, I know what I'm doing and this asshole is ignoring me"
So he takes aim and shoots...BOOOOOM! The gas pump explodes, throwing the alien and his son about 100 yards away. They get up and dust themselves off. The alien shakes his head, looking very confused and asks his son how he knew the gas pump was such a badass. His son looks at him like he's an idiot and responds like only a child can do to their parent...
"Any guy who can wrap his cock around his shoulder twice and then tuck it in his pocket HAS to be a major badass!"
This alien and his son landed in the middle of nowhere and the only thing around was an old truck stop/gas station. The alien thought the gas pump was one of the beings that inhabited this planet so he walked up and spoke to it.
"Take me to your leader"
Obviously the gas pump did not respond. So the alien took out his gun and repeated
"Take me to your leader, or I'll shoot"
Around this time the alien's son spoke up
"Dad this guy looks like a badass I wouldn't shoot him if I were you"
The alien, being a dad, of course ignored his son's warning instead responding with
"Shut up I know what I'm doing"
So the alien kid shut up and his dad once again tried to communicate with the gas pump
"I'm warning you, If I have to ask again I'll shoot you. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!"
Again, the gas pump did not respond so the alien aimed his gun and prepared to shoot the pump. Once again, the son tried to warn his father
"Dad I'm serious I wouldn't do that if I were you..."
"Shut up son, I know what I'm doing and this asshole is ignoring me"
So he takes aim and shoots...BOOOOOM! The gas pump explodes, throwing the alien and his son about 100 yards away. They get up and dust themselves off. The alien shakes his head, looking very confused and asks his son how he knew the gas pump was such a badass. His son looks at him like he's an idiot and responds like only a child can do to their parent...
"Any guy who can wrap his cock around his shoulder twice and then tuck it in his pocket HAS to be a major badass!"
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