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[heavensbitch]

I suppose that this is the obligatory post of pleasantness every Professor needs to put up now and then

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[oral_fix]

All right, a smoking man.

[heavensbitch]

I take it that you're a student here. More importantly, a student who smokes.

[oral_fix]

Damn right. The name's Matt, some call me a resident shit disturber. I call my self a young entrepreneur.

[heavensbitch]

Good. We'll get along. Shit disturber, huh? Well then, what business are you specializing in?

[oral_fix]

Anything and everything. You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a kidney at 5 am, would you?

Private to Matt

[heavensbitch]

Interesting.

Depends on whether you want that kidney old and shrivelled with a bullshitty name like "Belonged to a mighty wizard who got screwed over in the goblin wars", or if you want it fresh and still in a sad, pathetic soul willing to sell it for two Galleons.

Private to Constantine

[oral_fix]

Fresher the better!

Private to Matt

[heavensbitch]

Impressive.

Here's the address of one of my old...acquaintances. He'll get you someone stupid enough to sell you a kidney for two Galleons.

That is, if he isn't dead yet.

Private to Constantine

[oral_fix]

Thanks, I think I'll like having a teacher like you around.

Private to Matt

[heavensbitch]

No problem. Tell Papa Midnight I said hello. And say John Constantine sent you; that way he won't get nasty.