Loser Checklist
Let's see:
Ugly and fat? Check
Single and undesirable? Check
Not getting laid? Check
Unemployed? Check
Unable to make a living, self-supporting wage? Check
Too poor to do anything you want to do? Check
Living with your parents at a socially unacceptable and shamefully old age? Check
Attempting to finish a useless BA 8 years behind when you should have earned it? Check
Have debt and lack of any financial assets? Check
Lack of any marketable or valuable skills/talents? Check
Probably going to hell? Check
No social life? Check
Alienated from all groups you identify with or want to belong to? Check
Too cowardly to kill yourself like you want to? Check
Ugly and fat? Check
Single and undesirable? Check
Not getting laid? Check
Unemployed? Check
Unable to make a living, self-supporting wage? Check
Too poor to do anything you want to do? Check
Living with your parents at a socially unacceptable and shamefully old age? Check
Attempting to finish a useless BA 8 years behind when you should have earned it? Check
Have debt and lack of any financial assets? Check
Lack of any marketable or valuable skills/talents? Check
Probably going to hell? Check
No social life? Check
Alienated from all groups you identify with or want to belong to? Check
Too cowardly to kill yourself like you want to? Check