[003] [voice;]

[heavens_email]

Where. Are. You.

[Run, Thobari. Run far.]

[Feel free to notice that Hogwarts was unusually quiet and tame for three days. And that anywhere Gabriel happens to be is a little colder than usual. And that he is out for blood. Thobari's blood. No, seriously, run Thobari.]

Comments

[voice]

[pre_cognition]

Well, I'm right here. Where are you?

[She's choosing to avoid the conversation on hand, hoping that it might help distract him.]

Though I doubt you're looking for me.

[voice]

[heavens_email]

I am not in the mood for some smartass kid.

[voice] the best start to a professional relationship ever

[pre_cognition]

I am not a child.

I can help you look for someone if you give me their name.

[voice] oh totally.

[heavens_email]

[NNNNNNNGH torn between more insults because unless you're two hundred years old you're a kid and actually getting what he wants. ...damn.]

The DADA teacher, that Kumohira guy.

[voice] I see bffs in the making.

[pre_cognition]

[...she's 109. Too bad she can't tell him.]

Hold on.

[There's silence for a moment.]

He'll be on the Quidditch Pitch. Why are you looking for him?

[voice] This is one of the many relationships I did not see coming.

[heavens_email]

Because he's a meddlesome asshole, that's why.

[voice] apparently 'where are you' is a conversation starter

[pre_cognition]

Oh my. It sounds like someone did something unpleasant.

[voice] what are you talking about? i start every conversation that way.

[heavens_email]

Damn straight he did.

[voice] It's a great conversation starter!

[pre_cognition]

What, exactly, did he do?

[voice]

[heavens_email]

Locked me in the dungeons. [It's so much more than that but you ain't gonna find out about it through him.]

[voice]

[pre_cognition]

How terrible. He deserves what's coming to him, then.