AHHH I HATE PRISON BREAK
Hey buddies. I got a hold of my dad's laptop long enough to post that my computer has joined the choir invisible. (I know your pain now, Michelle. >:D< or is >:((< more appropriate?) It came at the best time, too, I only have two essays and a proposal report due this week. December can not come soon enough.
Ahaha, so can I just say that the Flash Gordon theme is the best song to write soul-crushingly painful essays to? I'm contrasting the use of violence in The Godfather and Raging Bull, and the FLASH AHAAAA-ing is the only thing keeping me going right now.
trempnvt: You got a rename token! I get the nvt part, but I'm confused about the tremp. Isn't that like the Hebrew word for hitchiker?
belovedsnail: You're 21! I guess that means if you do get to come here in January, you can get an underaged girl completely shitfaced and assault her in a bathroom stall!! That underaged girl is me, by the by. ;;)
trempnvt: I finally have the money for your birthday gift! I had to pay my parents back for some of my school books, but that is over and I HAVE MONEY ONCE MORE! I think you will appreciate the gift I have picked out for you. AH, IT SCREAMED YOU.
belovedsnail: SWEET JESUS, CAN WE START A COVEN? AN ONLINE COVEN. OH GOD. WE CAN START A COMMUNITY. XxXCOVYNXxX? WE CAN STEAL ROME QUOTES! BY JUPITER'S STONE, IT'S AS HOT AS VULCAN'S COCK!
mordecai: OMG DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MY ONLINE COVEN IDEA? IT'S AS SWEET AS APHRODITE'S ASS.
theothethumper: Okay, you remember the "Adam and Adam" story? Okay, something happened JUST like it a few days ago. I talk to guy, I go to computer lab with guy, I sit by guy, I get up to grab something from the printer and notice guy is looking at a site with a questionable title. SEEKING HIM, THEO, SEEKING HIM. I THOUGHT IT WAS A GAY ONLINE DATING SERVICE, BUT I GOOGLED IT LATER ON AND FOUND IT WAS SOME JESUS SITE. CAN I PICK THEM OR WHAT?
EVERYONE: I MISS YOU GUYS! I CAN NOT WAIT FOR DECEMBER. I WILL SIGN ONTO Y!M FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH STRAIGHT AND DO FIFTY MILLION MEMES AND FINISH WRITING ALL THE CRAP I SAID I WOULD. OR I'LL HAVE TO GET A REALLY CRAP JOB AND BE TOO EXHAUSTED TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLOWLY KILL MYSELF WORKING FOR THE MAN.
Uh, I think that is all? Oh oh oh! Another awesome song to write to is the Transformers The Movie's opening theme by White Lion! AUTOBOTS WAGE THEIR BATTLE TO DESTROY THE EVIL FORCES OF ... THE DECEPTICONS. I swear if that pigfucker Michael Bay uses some other version of the theme song, I will duct tape him to a chair and force him to watch his own movies.
Ahaha, so can I just say that the Flash Gordon theme is the best song to write soul-crushingly painful essays to? I'm contrasting the use of violence in The Godfather and Raging Bull, and the FLASH AHAAAA-ing is the only thing keeping me going right now.
trempnvt: You got a rename token! I get the nvt part, but I'm confused about the tremp. Isn't that like the Hebrew word for hitchiker?
belovedsnail: You're 21! I guess that means if you do get to come here in January, you can get an underaged girl completely shitfaced and assault her in a bathroom stall!! That underaged girl is me, by the by. ;;)
trempnvt: I finally have the money for your birthday gift! I had to pay my parents back for some of my school books, but that is over and I HAVE MONEY ONCE MORE! I think you will appreciate the gift I have picked out for you. AH, IT SCREAMED YOU.
belovedsnail: SWEET JESUS, CAN WE START A COVEN? AN ONLINE COVEN. OH GOD. WE CAN START A COMMUNITY. XxXCOVYNXxX? WE CAN STEAL ROME QUOTES! BY JUPITER'S STONE, IT'S AS HOT AS VULCAN'S COCK!
mordecai: OMG DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MY ONLINE COVEN IDEA? IT'S AS SWEET AS APHRODITE'S ASS.
theothethumper: Okay, you remember the "Adam and Adam" story? Okay, something happened JUST like it a few days ago. I talk to guy, I go to computer lab with guy, I sit by guy, I get up to grab something from the printer and notice guy is looking at a site with a questionable title. SEEKING HIM, THEO, SEEKING HIM. I THOUGHT IT WAS A GAY ONLINE DATING SERVICE, BUT I GOOGLED IT LATER ON AND FOUND IT WAS SOME JESUS SITE. CAN I PICK THEM OR WHAT?
EVERYONE: I MISS YOU GUYS! I CAN NOT WAIT FOR DECEMBER. I WILL SIGN ONTO Y!M FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH STRAIGHT AND DO FIFTY MILLION MEMES AND FINISH WRITING ALL THE CRAP I SAID I WOULD. OR I'LL HAVE TO GET A REALLY CRAP JOB AND BE TOO EXHAUSTED TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLOWLY KILL MYSELF WORKING FOR THE MAN.
Uh, I think that is all? Oh oh oh! Another awesome song to write to is the Transformers The Movie's opening theme by White Lion! AUTOBOTS WAGE THEIR BATTLE TO DESTROY THE EVIL FORCES OF ... THE DECEPTICONS. I swear if that pigfucker Michael Bay uses some other version of the theme song, I will duct tape him to a chair and force him to watch his own movies.