Like official fanfic, maybe?
My reaction to the upcoming Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood movie has gone from shock!!1! to gigglesnort. dayadhvam_triad, your hope for Al's adventures in Xing might come true.
Drowning doesn't look like drowning. I once went swimming with the class and one of the boys had a cramp in his legs when he was in the water. The nearest kids managed to notice him in time, although he was already unconscious when the teacher pulled him out. Before that, I almost went under myself because I accidentally drifted into deeper waters, and had to grab a nearby boy. I was so embarrassed I forgot to thank him. Moral: some days you just can't forget.
YA author Owl Goingback has been rejected by Facebook, told his name is fake. He's Native American, and that is his legal name. Fail.
On to a more cheerful topic: This is Yuan Hong as a baby, and this is how he looks now. Moral: some people manage to stay good-looking throughout life darn it.