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I am unbelievably rusty. Just doing this too loosen up a bit...sporking chapters one and two as they are short and the only ones so far.
TITLE: Pirates of the Caribbean:Return of the Black Pearl
CULPRIT: Lwood
SUMMARY: What happened to Jack, Will, Elizabeth and everyone else after the Pirates of the Caribbean: Return of the Black Pearl don't you mean Curse?
BEST LINE: “Of course Miss,” [Estrella] turned and walked the kitchen and walked away. Elizabeth walked up the stairs towards her room, she opened the door and walked in she walkover to the window and could see the Black Pearl disappearing into the distance.
NAME: Jack Sparrow, Gibbs, Will, and Elizabeth
HAIR: canon
EYES: canon
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: canon
OH SO SPESHUL POSSESSIONS: the fact that they don't posses apostophes.
OBNOXIOUS AND/OR IMPLAUSIBLE ORIGIN: Not as obnixious as one might think
OBNOXIOUS AND/OR IMPLAUSIBLE CANON CONNECTIONS/AFFILIATIONS: They are apparently canon itself.
SOOPER SPESHUL ABILITIES: talking without the use of apostrophes, and too much repetition.
THE "PLOT": So far it sounds the same as the first movie. Except not.
EXCERPT :
Authors note: I hope you all enjoy this story, there will be more very shortly. Lwood
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Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack looked at the compass that sat open on the palm of his hand. He adjusted the wheel slightly then slammed the black compass closed. He steered the Black Pearl towards the Horizon apparently the Horizon is a place, preferably a bar. Gibbs walked up from the deck and stood next to Jack.
“So wherewhere’re we heading Jack?” he asked him. Jack smiled and continued staring at the horizon.
“To Freedom,” Gibbs turned round and looked at Port Royal which was now in the distance behind them. Wait…who said that?
“The boy; semicolon?! decided not to come with you then?” Gibbs asked him.
“He would have been a great pirate, but I think he’s got other plans,” he turned round and looked at Gibbs, but didn’t actually speak.
“Savvy?” So soon? he said with a smirk. He turned back to the wheel, Gibbs came and stood next to him again. Do we care?
“So him and Miss Elizabeth have sorted things out?” Gibbs questioned.
“I think they did, I left in a bit of a hurry to find out!” Jack replied. Gibbs walked back down to the deck whilst Jack continued to stare at the horizon it was his faaaaavourite past time, aside from getting drunk and laid. As he stood there he whispered under his breath
“We're devils and black sheep andcomma really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties yo ho!”
No paragraph separation? Well at least its not one of those *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* kind of ones.
Elizabeth and Will stood on the top of the battlement and watched as the Black Pearl sailed into the distance.
[snip] Will actually misses Jack. Elizabeth tells him about the island incident.
“I never did believe the story that Gibbs told me,” Will said laughing.
“You must come over for dinner tonight?” Elizabeth asked him. “If that is alright with your father.” Bootstrap? Will agreed. As they stood outside the blacksmithapostrophes they kissed goodbye
“I’ll see you at dinner then?” Elizabeth turned and walked back towards the Governors house. Will opened the door to the blacksmithapostrophes and walked in he looked around, he sees Mr Brown sitting in the corner asleep as usual, he walked over to the donkey and stroked his neck So much wrong with this sentence….
“Hello, has he been there all this time?” he asked knowing that he wouldn’t get a response. He walked over to the swords that where placed on the side and pulls one down. He looks at the blade and then starts to practice his fighting. I bet it's difficult with that tense change.
Elizabeth walked into the house and turned to the butler that had opened the door “Where is my father?” The servant closes the door and turns to face Elizabeth.
“He is in hi study Miss,” he replied HI!!!!. Elizabeth turned towards her fatherapostrophes study and opened the door. As she stepped inside her father turned to see who had entered.
[snip] Boooooooring. Elizabeth asks daddy if Will can come for dinner.
“Of course Miss,” [Estrella] turned and walked the kitchen and walked away. Elizabeth walked up the stairs towards her room, she opened the door and walked in she walkover to the window and could see the Black Pearl disappearing into the distance. WALK WALK WALKITY WALK.
Lesson of the day: Learn what an apostrophe is! They’re your friends. :3
Pirates of the Caribbean: Return of the Black Pearl
Chapter 2
The waves hit the Black Pearlapostrophes hull as she fought her way through the sea. The sky was jet black and was lit up now and then by a flash of lightening how could it be jet black if it was stormy?. The wind pushed the capitalpearl to her limit in the storm. Jack stood rugged, holding the wheel firmly. The crew where securing the sails on the deck as the waves splashed onto the deck. Gibbs ran across the deck and grabbed hold of the banister to support himself because the deck was a slippery deck, so Gibbs braced himself on the deck, but it was too late because he slipped on the puddles made from the overuse of the word “deck” all over the deck.
“We should drop canvas Jack!” he shouted as another wave hit the deck. ARG
“Go ahead, she’s done enough fighting for tonight,” Jack shouted back. He was drenched through to the bone like the rest of the crew as they fought to keep control of the ship, which is very hard for a bunch of sponges. Gibbs turned back to the crew and began shouting orders.
The wind had settled now and the sea was calmer, the spray that lifted from the salty water sprayed Jack Sparrow as he opened the door to his cabin and walked out into the fresh air. Anamaria was at the wheel with Mr Cotton, and his parrot, beside her. Most of the crew wherewere on deck tidying the mess from the storm that night.
Jack closed the door behind him and walked up to Anamaria
“Are we still on a golf course?” he asked her.
“From what I know captain, we are” she replied letting Jack take the wheel.
“Good, get down on deck both of you” Jack took the wheelcomma pulled out his compass and looked at it. He grinned and then placed it back into his pocket.
“What’s put you in such a fine mood, Captain?” Gibbs asked as he appeared next to Jack.
“We’re nearly there” Jack replied looking at Gibbs.
“And where might that be Captain?”
“Island of Dead,” Jack replied. What? Isla de Muerta? Why did you translate it?! And literally too.....
“What? Why do you want to be going back there for?” Gibbs asked again shocked by the last answer he received.
“When we last was in there, there was treasure and lots of it, so we are going to go back to the island and get some of the treasure and become rich men” Jack told him. Gibbs looked at him a little less shocked after the explanationcomma as he knew how Jacks mind worked.
“But, what about the cursed treasure?” Gibbs asked him quietly so that the rest of the crew couldn’t hear that they were recycling the plot. Jack looked at Gibbs and then peered at the crew through the corner of his eye to check no one was listening.
“No one will touch it, it will be fine don’t worry” …well that’s definitely not foreshadowing Jack said as he waved his arms around in the normal fashion. Gibbs turned walked over to the side of the ship and pulled out his canteen of drink a drink of what? and swigged down and couple of mouthfuls. Jack walked up next to him and took the canteen off him and took and mouthful himself. He wandered back to the wheel weaving an elaborate replica of the Bayeux tapestry as he did so.
[snip] Land ho. Jack tells his crew to ignore the code, as they are just guidelines. But guard the Pearl anyway.
Jack rowed the little boat away from the Black Pearl, Gibbs sat behind him with the lateen. “Last time I came through here it was a lot different” Jack told Gibbs. “It's as if gradation occurred in a matter of days, possibly hours. As opposed to millions of years!”
“What do you mean?” he asked him. “I had a big plan of how I was going to get out alive with my ship.” Jack continued. Gibbs stared at the treasure that lay at the bottom of the river I don’t recall it being in a river, Jack peered over his shoulder
“There’s a lot more where that came from” he said to Gibbs who looked at him wide eyed at the thought of all the treasure.
Gibbs jumped out of the boat and helped Jack pull it onto the shore. “Who’swhose boats are these?” Gibbs asked as he looked at the couple of boats that lay on the shore already.
“They are the boats of the cursed crew on there last visit,” Jack informed Gibbs.
“Then how did they get back to the ships?” Gibbs asked a bit confused.
“They walked, they were still cursed until they where on the Dauntless, then me, Will, and Elizabeth took one of the boats and left the rest here” Jack walked past Gibbs and into the huge cave which twinkled with all the treasure in it. Gibbs wandered in behind him and stopped dead in his tracks when he saw all the treasure. Durrrr
Lesson of the day: Learn what repetition is, then you will know to NOT USE IT.
Sorry, it's not and exciting story or spork...I just needed something to do!
TITLE: Pirates of the Caribbean:Return of the Black Pearl
CULPRIT: Lwood
SUMMARY: What happened to Jack, Will, Elizabeth and everyone else after the Pirates of the Caribbean: Return of the Black Pearl don't you mean Curse?
BEST LINE: “Of course Miss,” [Estrella] turned and walked the kitchen and walked away. Elizabeth walked up the stairs towards her room, she opened the door and walked in she walkover to the window and could see the Black Pearl disappearing into the distance.
NAME: Jack Sparrow, Gibbs, Will, and Elizabeth
HAIR: canon
EYES: canon
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: canon
OH SO SPESHUL POSSESSIONS: the fact that they don't posses apostophes.
OBNOXIOUS AND/OR IMPLAUSIBLE ORIGIN: Not as obnixious as one might think
OBNOXIOUS AND/OR IMPLAUSIBLE CANON CONNECTIONS/AFFILIATIONS: They are apparently canon itself.
SOOPER SPESHUL ABILITIES: talking without the use of apostrophes, and too much repetition.
THE "PLOT": So far it sounds the same as the first movie. Except not.
EXCERPT :
Authors note: I hope you all enjoy this story, there will be more very shortly. Lwood
* * * * *
Pirates of the Caribbean
Jack looked at the compass that sat open on the palm of his hand. He adjusted the wheel slightly then slammed the black compass closed. He steered the Black Pearl towards the Horizon apparently the Horizon is a place, preferably a bar. Gibbs walked up from the deck and stood next to Jack.
“So wherewhere’re we heading Jack?” he asked him. Jack smiled and continued staring at the horizon.
“To Freedom,” Gibbs turned round and looked at Port Royal which was now in the distance behind them. Wait…who said that?
“The boy; semicolon?! decided not to come with you then?” Gibbs asked him.
“He would have been a great pirate, but I think he’s got other plans,” he turned round and looked at Gibbs, but didn’t actually speak.
“Savvy?” So soon? he said with a smirk. He turned back to the wheel, Gibbs came and stood next to him again. Do we care?
“So him and Miss Elizabeth have sorted things out?” Gibbs questioned.
“I think they did, I left in a bit of a hurry to find out!” Jack replied. Gibbs walked back down to the deck whilst Jack continued to stare at the horizon it was his faaaaavourite past time, aside from getting drunk and laid. As he stood there he whispered under his breath
“We're devils and black sheep andcomma really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties yo ho!”
No paragraph separation? Well at least its not one of those *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* kind of ones.
Elizabeth and Will stood on the top of the battlement and watched as the Black Pearl sailed into the distance.
[snip] Will actually misses Jack. Elizabeth tells him about the island incident.
“I never did believe the story that Gibbs told me,” Will said laughing.
“You must come over for dinner tonight?” Elizabeth asked him. “If that is alright with your father.” Bootstrap? Will agreed. As they stood outside the blacksmithapostrophes they kissed goodbye
“I’ll see you at dinner then?” Elizabeth turned and walked back towards the Governors house. Will opened the door to the blacksmithapostrophes and walked in he looked around, he sees Mr Brown sitting in the corner asleep as usual, he walked over to the donkey and stroked his neck So much wrong with this sentence….
“Hello, has he been there all this time?” he asked knowing that he wouldn’t get a response. He walked over to the swords that where placed on the side and pulls one down. He looks at the blade and then starts to practice his fighting. I bet it's difficult with that tense change.
Elizabeth walked into the house and turned to the butler that had opened the door “Where is my father?” The servant closes the door and turns to face Elizabeth.
“He is in hi study Miss,” he replied HI!!!!. Elizabeth turned towards her fatherapostrophes study and opened the door. As she stepped inside her father turned to see who had entered.
[snip] Boooooooring. Elizabeth asks daddy if Will can come for dinner.
“Of course Miss,” [Estrella] turned and walked the kitchen and walked away. Elizabeth walked up the stairs towards her room, she opened the door and walked in she walkover to the window and could see the Black Pearl disappearing into the distance. WALK WALK WALKITY WALK.
Lesson of the day: Learn what an apostrophe is! They’re your friends. :3
Pirates of the Caribbean: Return of the Black Pearl
Chapter 2
The waves hit the Black Pearlapostrophes hull as she fought her way through the sea. The sky was jet black and was lit up now and then by a flash of lightening how could it be jet black if it was stormy?. The wind pushed the capitalpearl to her limit in the storm. Jack stood rugged, holding the wheel firmly. The crew where securing the sails on the deck as the waves splashed onto the deck. Gibbs ran across the deck and grabbed hold of the banister to support himself because the deck was a slippery deck, so Gibbs braced himself on the deck, but it was too late because he slipped on the puddles made from the overuse of the word “deck” all over the deck.
“We should drop canvas Jack!” he shouted as another wave hit the deck. ARG
“Go ahead, she’s done enough fighting for tonight,” Jack shouted back. He was drenched through to the bone like the rest of the crew as they fought to keep control of the ship, which is very hard for a bunch of sponges. Gibbs turned back to the crew and began shouting orders.
The wind had settled now and the sea was calmer, the spray that lifted from the salty water sprayed Jack Sparrow as he opened the door to his cabin and walked out into the fresh air. Anamaria was at the wheel with Mr Cotton, and his parrot, beside her. Most of the crew wherewere on deck tidying the mess from the storm that night.
Jack closed the door behind him and walked up to Anamaria
“Are we still on a golf course?” he asked her.
“From what I know captain, we are” she replied letting Jack take the wheel.
“Good, get down on deck both of you” Jack took the wheelcomma pulled out his compass and looked at it. He grinned and then placed it back into his pocket.
“What’s put you in such a fine mood, Captain?” Gibbs asked as he appeared next to Jack.
“We’re nearly there” Jack replied looking at Gibbs.
“And where might that be Captain?”
“Island of Dead,” Jack replied. What? Isla de Muerta? Why did you translate it?! And literally too.....
“What? Why do you want to be going back there for?” Gibbs asked again shocked by the last answer he received.
“When we last was in there, there was treasure and lots of it, so we are going to go back to the island and get some of the treasure and become rich men” Jack told him. Gibbs looked at him a little less shocked after the explanationcomma as he knew how Jacks mind worked.
“But, what about the cursed treasure?” Gibbs asked him quietly so that the rest of the crew couldn’t hear that they were recycling the plot. Jack looked at Gibbs and then peered at the crew through the corner of his eye to check no one was listening.
“No one will touch it, it will be fine don’t worry” …well that’s definitely not foreshadowing Jack said as he waved his arms around in the normal fashion. Gibbs turned walked over to the side of the ship and pulled out his canteen of drink a drink of what? and swigged down and couple of mouthfuls. Jack walked up next to him and took the canteen off him and took and mouthful himself. He wandered back to the wheel weaving an elaborate replica of the Bayeux tapestry as he did so.
[snip] Land ho. Jack tells his crew to ignore the code, as they are just guidelines. But guard the Pearl anyway.
Jack rowed the little boat away from the Black Pearl, Gibbs sat behind him with the lateen. “Last time I came through here it was a lot different” Jack told Gibbs. “It's as if gradation occurred in a matter of days, possibly hours. As opposed to millions of years!”
“What do you mean?” he asked him. “I had a big plan of how I was going to get out alive with my ship.” Jack continued. Gibbs stared at the treasure that lay at the bottom of the river I don’t recall it being in a river, Jack peered over his shoulder
“There’s a lot more where that came from” he said to Gibbs who looked at him wide eyed at the thought of all the treasure.
Gibbs jumped out of the boat and helped Jack pull it onto the shore. “Who’swhose boats are these?” Gibbs asked as he looked at the couple of boats that lay on the shore already.
“They are the boats of the cursed crew on there last visit,” Jack informed Gibbs.
“Then how did they get back to the ships?” Gibbs asked a bit confused.
“They walked, they were still cursed until they where on the Dauntless, then me, Will, and Elizabeth took one of the boats and left the rest here” Jack walked past Gibbs and into the huge cave which twinkled with all the treasure in it. Gibbs wandered in behind him and stopped dead in his tracks when he saw all the treasure. Durrrr
Lesson of the day: Learn what repetition is, then you will know to NOT USE IT.
Sorry, it's not and exciting story or spork...I just needed something to do!