Sick - proof

Jun 17, 2009 11:11

me: lol
well
when i was younger
i had always thought
if i were in a horror flick about to die
i would offer to suck the guys schlong

ariesomega: LOL

me: i even imagined Freddy Krueger and his crusty burnt up weiner
how hard would i have to slob that knob to not get killed

ariesomega: Thats going to be the movie I will shoot. It is a horror movie/porn

me: they have those... its called SNUFF

ariesomega: The story follows the slasher around and him getting off instead of killing

me: not that i know about it
i heard rumors
just rumors
no proof
i imagine Freddy's weiner to be like a slice of bacon
not easily slobbed
but crunchy none the less

ariesomega: lol
ewwww

me: well
im just saying

ariesomega: I just had a BACON sandwich

me: oh OMG
im sorry

ariesomega: LOL

me: I have to copy and post this convo!
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