All I'm saying is that if Bear Grylls manages to actually catch a reindeer with a shoelace, I'll eat my hat. Like, friggin' chow down on that thing.
[edit]: ... Holy shit. He did it. He caught a fuckin' full-grown reindeer with a shoelace. Chuck Norris ain't got sh*t on Bear Grylls, son.
Also, the man drinks more of his own urine than those funny pee-drinking chimps.
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