budnick and donkey lips from salute your shorts or mr.ernst and danny from hey dude? Budnick and Donkey lips easy for the same reasons you guys listed.
danzig or henry rollins? Danzig. Can we make the blood go up the walls? I don't see why that would be a problem.
three dog night or three doors down? I think this is the part of the pay-per-view where I stop watching because I got to go take a whiz.
jean-paul sarte and "hacksaw" jim duggan or rene descartes and "superfly" jimmy snuka? Hmm... two teams composed of a French philosopher and a pro-wrestler who has trouble composing complete sentences. I pick Descartes/Snucka, because I've never read Sarte, and because Superfly was way cooler than Hacksaw.
data from the goonies or long duk dong from sixteen candles? Data... gadgets. Nuff said.
a can of spagetti-o's or a can of beefaroni? Beefaroni, because Booker T did that commercial for beefaroni so he must be a big fan of it. And he's a five time WCW champion, and he's got a sword too.
uncle jesse and uncle joey from full house or charles and buddy from charles in charge? The heart wants to go with Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey. But its a tough call because I think Scott Baio might be a bigger heart-throb than John Stamos, and having watched reruns of Full House, Uncle Joey really wasn't all that funny.
mary kate or ashley? Which is the one not in rehad for drugs? Okay, that one wins.
abc's or 123's? ABC's. Yes, there are more numbers, but its harder to manage a larger group. The small group of letters is more tight nit and a closer unit. You need crap like equations and calculus to make numbers do anything cool. If it weren't for the power of the ABC's, we wouldn't even be having this conversation in the first place.
rainbow bright or strawberry shortcake? Rainbow Bright. She had a horse and like some magic powers or something right?
hamlet and bill s. preston, esquire. or othello and ted "theodore" logan? Ted and Othello win in a landslide, because Ted knows Kung Fu and Othello is black. But mainly just because Othello is black.
6 or 7? 7 eating 9 was a fluke. 6 is not afraid. 666
louis anderson or richard simmons? Louis Anderson, because even Richard Simmons is too annoyed by his voice to be around him for very long.
luxembourg or estonia? Estonia because that's where Encino Man is from.
danzig or henry rollins?
Danzig. Can we make the blood go up the walls? I don't see why that would be a problem.
three dog night or three doors down?
I think this is the part of the pay-per-view where I stop watching because I got to go take a whiz.
jean-paul sarte and "hacksaw" jim duggan or rene descartes and "superfly" jimmy snuka?
Hmm... two teams composed of a French philosopher and a pro-wrestler who has trouble composing complete sentences. I pick Descartes/Snucka, because I've never read Sarte, and because Superfly was way cooler than Hacksaw.
data from the goonies or long duk dong from sixteen candles?
Data... gadgets. Nuff said.
a can of spagetti-o's or a can of beefaroni?
Beefaroni, because Booker T did that commercial for beefaroni so he must be a big fan of it. And he's a five time WCW champion, and he's got a sword too.
uncle jesse and uncle joey from full house or charles and buddy from charles in charge?
The heart wants to go with Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey. But its a tough call because I think Scott Baio might be a bigger heart-throb than John Stamos, and having watched reruns of Full House, Uncle Joey really wasn't all that funny.
mary kate or ashley?
Which is the one not in rehad for drugs? Okay, that one wins.
abc's or 123's?
ABC's. Yes, there are more numbers, but its harder to manage a larger group. The small group of letters is more tight nit and a closer unit. You need crap like equations and calculus to make numbers do anything cool. If it weren't for the power of the ABC's, we wouldn't even be having this conversation in the first place.
grilled cheese sandwich or baked potato?
Grilled cheese beats plain potato. Loaded potato beats grilled cheese.
rainbow bright or strawberry shortcake?
Rainbow Bright. She had a horse and like some magic powers or something right?
hamlet and bill s. preston, esquire. or othello and ted "theodore" logan?
Ted and Othello win in a landslide, because Ted knows Kung Fu and Othello is black. But mainly just because Othello is black.
6 or 7?
7 eating 9 was a fluke. 6 is not afraid. 666
louis anderson or richard simmons?
Louis Anderson, because even Richard Simmons is too annoyed by his voice to be around him for very long.
luxembourg or estonia?
Estonia because that's where Encino Man is from.
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