The couple that kinks together...

[heathey]

Today while we were having lunch I was reading Patrick a gossip item about Sting and Trudie Styler going to brothels together.

"Well, that's the way to do it if you're going to stay together."

"WHAT."

"That's the way to do it if you're going to stay together."

::blink::

"No, that's the way to do it if -- what I meant was..."

::blink::

"I'm just saying that if you're going to...if some couples...when you..."

::blink::

"Oh, forget it."

"This is so going on LiveJournal."

"Goddammit."

::blink::

"I WASN'T SUGGESTING ANYTHING!"