Hallucinatory Repurposed 80s Cartoon Distillation = Bad
The bathroom freshener at work is sapping my will to live. I believe the ingredients include:
10% Distilled Care Bear Stare
20% Shirt Tails Ingenuity Tincture
60% Strawberry Shortcake Pet droppings
10% Random Toxic Chemicals of Doom
Regardless of the ingredients, I'm pretty sure the air in the restroom shouldn't shimmer with sprayed particles. And I'm thinking 30 seconds of exposure to the above sited chemical mix shouldn't make the stall doors morph into Rainbow Bright, Starlight, and the Color Kids all throwing Color Crystals at me while I pee.
Please send help.
10% Distilled Care Bear Stare
20% Shirt Tails Ingenuity Tincture
60% Strawberry Shortcake Pet droppings
10% Random Toxic Chemicals of Doom
Regardless of the ingredients, I'm pretty sure the air in the restroom shouldn't shimmer with sprayed particles. And I'm thinking 30 seconds of exposure to the above sited chemical mix shouldn't make the stall doors morph into Rainbow Bright, Starlight, and the Color Kids all throwing Color Crystals at me while I pee.
Please send help.