Keychain of the Day
I took the telemarketer prompt to pick a business keychain and the sea star to choose Florida. I don't think Underground Reptiles does any telemarketing but it's been awhile since I've been in the reptile expo circuit. I miss it and maybe I should look into the next show if they still have them. Anywhoo, I love promo keychains for smaller places because they tend to be so interesting.
I do feel like you could replace telemarketers with basically any noun to describe how humans just don't get each other.