bite me
This morning, I was looking forward to eating an apple that I had left over from yesterday. I left it sitting out on my desk, where it was quite safe from JoAnna's brats as they only like things from Sonic or that are 98% sugar.
When I arrived, however, I noticed that there was a small puncture in the apple and a sort of yellow-ish disease seemed to have grown up around the hole. Of course, I can only think of one explanation:
SNAKE!
You will remember that we had poisonous snakes in our offices last fall, and we think there are one or two still hiding out. (I say we think meaning Robin found one in the breakroom last week.)
I think a snake bit into my apple and poisoned it.
So, it's a good thing I didn't eat the fucking apple, else I might be blamed for the current fall of man!
When I arrived, however, I noticed that there was a small puncture in the apple and a sort of yellow-ish disease seemed to have grown up around the hole. Of course, I can only think of one explanation:
SNAKE!
You will remember that we had poisonous snakes in our offices last fall, and we think there are one or two still hiding out. (I say we think meaning Robin found one in the breakroom last week.)
I think a snake bit into my apple and poisoned it.
So, it's a good thing I didn't eat the fucking apple, else I might be blamed for the current fall of man!