Weekend Update with Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon
Uh huh Miss Jams now we see that it's also your guilty pleasure to read about what I'm doing. BWAHAHA! But regardless here's your update. You got the biggest update on the phone the other night so all happy updates here. I got all my hair chopped off yesterday and at first I hated it and today it's totally rad and rocking my face. It's hot and I like it. Bowling Green is still incredibly boring except for the times I get to hang out with Brent, Mari, Kyle and Heather or Phillip and Travis. I am officially starting the countdown of days until Jamie moves in. 47 I believe today?! Our apartment is going to have the most amazing karma cause let's face it we're two of the most amazing people on the planet. Can you imagine what it would be like if Drew and Jenn moved in with us. Holy crap. Too much awesome-chi! Let's see what else? I got a new dress for my friends Josh and Sarah's wedding next weekend. It's hot. I learned something valuable this week also. I got Baby, my adorable kitten, some cat toys that had catnip in them and she LOVES them. She's always chewing on them and swatting them around. Well the last week or so she has been like uber A-D-D kitten and she's like freakin out and jumping at stuff and running like crazy so I couldn't figure out what was going on with her. Kevin informed me that catnip is like cocaine for kitties so I have been getting my cat stoned and watching her trip out. Needless to say I took her toys away the other day so I'll have to find her some new ones. What else? No one is buying any Mary Kay lately. I had a good week a couple of weeks ago but it's died down since. I'm trying to find another job just for night time to keep me occupied. I've been looking at USC in South Carolina for grad school. Hopefully I can do my masters program and my doctoral program there. That's right Ph.D baby! Guess what that means Jamie Mayes? I'll make enough money to get those boob jobs we always wanted. It's on me! Anywho, I hope all is well in everyone's summertime digs. I'm no longer a hypocrite in Jamie's eyes. Love you all. Holler!