MOVIN RIGHT ALONG
hi friend,
i think i might be the emo-est person in the entire freaking planet, yo.
life sucks. i mean, life REALLY double triple chocolate mocha f-word times a quadrillion blows. drama? ho yes. like melo-drama, 'family ties' worthy drama. i think we just might be dysfuntional enough to stand in for all those characters. my step mother would play mallorie, of course.
scenario: my life is definitely the truman show. episode after episode.
monday nights: eating disorder special!
tuesday nights: when families go wrong!
wednesday nights: when you're failing school!
thursday nights: social lives, down the drain!
friday, saturday, and sunday nights: re-runs, baby! it's all the same from here. skankin it up in prime-time land.
you know what? guys i know. (mr. king, i know you love the structure of that sentence... feel free to orgasm violently.)
guys i know. they are so bored. what do they do? go to parties... dress up as women... get drunk and tell sam about eating dental floss... i'm beginning to think there are other people more screwed up than me!
i think i might be the emo-est person in the entire freaking planet, yo.
life sucks. i mean, life REALLY double triple chocolate mocha f-word times a quadrillion blows. drama? ho yes. like melo-drama, 'family ties' worthy drama. i think we just might be dysfuntional enough to stand in for all those characters. my step mother would play mallorie, of course.
scenario: my life is definitely the truman show. episode after episode.
monday nights: eating disorder special!
tuesday nights: when families go wrong!
wednesday nights: when you're failing school!
thursday nights: social lives, down the drain!
friday, saturday, and sunday nights: re-runs, baby! it's all the same from here. skankin it up in prime-time land.
you know what? guys i know. (mr. king, i know you love the structure of that sentence... feel free to orgasm violently.)
guys i know. they are so bored. what do they do? go to parties... dress up as women... get drunk and tell sam about eating dental floss... i'm beginning to think there are other people more screwed up than me!