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So I went to a Drum and Base rave last night and when I was in the bar queue this guy came up behind me and spanked my arse. I turned round very furiously and shouted at him asking him what gave him the right to spank me....plus it really hurt. So he apologised to me and introduced himself, saying he was from a modelling agency and they were scouting for new models. To which I told him I was hardly what he was looking for. Then he said that actually there was a great demand for ginger models as people are sick of blondes and brunettes. So he showed me his card and he was from the drugs awareness advertising campaign...he said he wanted me to be in the next poster...
...apparently I look like a drugie.
I think this illustrates the state I was in last night.
In other news I am living in the worst area EVER. It is full of chavs and gangs and gangs of chavs. Plus the evil neighbours are a really chavvy family who introduced themselves to us as 'The neighbours from hell'.....no joke.
They are EVIL.
It is a REALLY horrible area. I cannot describe it to you in words. I only ever saw the house in the day so I never knew what it was like at night.
But I get a double bed....so it all balances out.
Potential Mugging-----------------Big Squishy Bed
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...apparently I look like a drugie.
I think this illustrates the state I was in last night.
In other news I am living in the worst area EVER. It is full of chavs and gangs and gangs of chavs. Plus the evil neighbours are a really chavvy family who introduced themselves to us as 'The neighbours from hell'.....no joke.
They are EVIL.
It is a REALLY horrible area. I cannot describe it to you in words. I only ever saw the house in the day so I never knew what it was like at night.
But I get a double bed....so it all balances out.
Potential Mugging-----------------Big Squishy Bed
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