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A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks on a wall
behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks behind you?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the
hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" he said,
pointing at one.
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is
that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
St. Peter replied, "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office,
he's using it as a ceiling fan."
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly
Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks on a wall
behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks behind you?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the
hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" he said,
pointing at one.
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is
that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.
St. Peter replied, "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office,
he's using it as a ceiling fan."