Mar 03, 2007 00:25
I was just thinking, and I came up with a few neat ideas.
Never Date a Guy That...
1. Treats his mom nasty
2. Would leave his girlfriend for you
3. Has a foot fetish
4. Is prettier than you
5. Is obsessed with anything that you hate
6. Has personal hygiene issues
7. Told you from the beginning he wasn't serious
8. Believes he is the reincarnation of a dead rock star
9. Says he would kill someone for your love
10. Doesn't say you are the most beautiful girl in a room full of beautiful girls.
Wow, I believe if more girls followed these guidelines, we'd have a lot less emotional pain and heartache. Oh, and a lot less reason for emo songs. =] Well, just kidding about that last part... I know I love my Radiohead.