Merls, Merls, Merls.
...oh, dear. If multiple posts on my f-list are any indication, there is Gwen wank. So shocked right now you guys, SO SHOCKED.
I'm used to having ships that aren't canon. Most of mine are not. I know how much it sucks and I would never mock that. I know how much this SHOW sucks sometimes, and I know people are angry. Personally Merlin has been ( Read more... )
I'm used to having ships that aren't canon. Most of mine are not. I know how much it sucks and I would never mock that. I know how much this SHOW sucks sometimes, and I know people are angry. Personally Merlin has been ( Read more... )
I can ignore A/G hate...but Gwen hate? Can't. Won't. It's beyond ridiculous. She's no threat to air time - not even with Angel portraying her...this is Merlin after all.
So the order of screen time goes;
Merlin running, Merlin's UHOH face, Merlin's boots, Merlin's eyes, phallic object, Arthur's chest, Arthur's neck, Arthur's face, Uther, Horse, Tree, Rock, Castle, Gwaine, Monster, Gaius, Sky, Door, Gwen/Morgana...
Gwen's no threat to anything...*bites lip* except um ...possibly the other two big Ships...
Oh and Gaius' "you mustn't be afraid; I'm not the ~king, after all."
Yeh. Gaius openly separating himself from Uther, I found that annoying. But then it's Gaius, annoying is his flava.
No one even said 'Gwen' or 'Morgana' it was like they were a figment of my imagination. But on the other hand I guess we got to see what a GIRL-FREE (plot free) Show would look like...and it would be boring as all get out.
LOL the only thing I was actively doing the entire time was checking out Colin and wincing whenever that talking toy wandered on screen...it was the ugliest Chihuahua EVA. What was its plan EVEN?
I didn't realize it was possible to have plot holes when there was no plot.
Next week I'm doing EVERYTHING I didn't this week. I'm getting up EARLY. I'm going to have lollies on hand. I'm going to have some tea. I'm going to flail. I'm going to icon. I may die of squee...but it'll be worth it.
KISSES! ♥_♥
IN FRONT OF UTHER F**KING PENDRAGON.
...and I'm going to steal those gifs now
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LMAO don't forget Random Guest Character, probably fits somewhere between Gaius and phallic object.
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