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Our Quick 4 Step Friendship Recipe
Step 1
* 1 striped, long sleeve shirt
* 2 matching belts
* 1 6 minute bus ride without you
* 1 ponytail with a fringe
* Countless 4 page letters
* A postcard from being away on the toilet
* 1 trip home from the station with a mother and neighbour in the back
Step 2
* Countless salad rolls, no green stuff thanx.
* Crumbs on our breasts and thighs from windy days at the station.
* A couple of packets of Fatblaster
* 1 tasteless and expensive Caesar Salad
* 1 gig with stars who speed and aced motors
* Countless 4 page letters written in the middle of the night
* Don't forget the million salty tears of what was then and whats to come
Step 3
* Be generous with the Dunhill's and the Cartier's
* Lots of boys without names
* Cancelled classes
* 1 computer lab
* A few people who think we're sisters
* No George or Chris, a twist of Moe and Stephen, and pleanty of Ben and Eddy. (Don't forget to stir those emotions)
* Yellow stained fingers and 5 hour breaks
* Drive cars next to each other on motorways while singing to Justin and 50 cent
* Add some plastic, of the surgery type
Step 4
* Become skinny
* Become fat
* Cut some breaks from the schedule
* 2 girls missing each other dearly