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Some good ones:
"Because Senko Can't Drive."
"Pure Dom."
"Snap! Crackle! Tristan!"
"More Aidan Please."
"Now With 50% More Aidain!"
"The Kenta Effect"
"Please Don't Squeeze the Tristan."
"The Dom for All Ages."
"It's Not TV. It's Brittle."
"Leave the Tristan to Us."
"More Than Just a Senko."
"Moms Like To Choose Tristan.
"Don't Forget the Kenta, Mum!"
"Unzip an Aidan."
"You Need a Brittle."