Bender 22 - Loving His Job! (Action)

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose

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[ona_yoyo]

[What better time than when you're drunk. Hey howdy hey, there's a puppet staring at you as you pilfer from his family's cabinet.]

PFFFFFFffffftttttttt!

[heartstar_blues]

[Pulling stuff from the Cabinet, he finally sees the toy out of the corner of his eye. Staring at it a moment, was it there before?]

I can't believe these ☠☠☠☠ allow toys after all this, I guess they aren't entirely cold blooded.

[ona_yoyo]

Well, that's because I'm not a normal toy, partner. Why are you digging through our cabinets?

[heartstar_blues]

Holy ☠☠☠☠! It talked!

....

[Stumbling backwards and tripping over a chair, crashing to the ground.]

[on_a_yoyo]

[OMIGOD, Woody winces and opens an eye as the racket ends.]

Are... you okay?

[heartstar_blues]

☠☠☠☠... no... ☠☠☠☠...

[He just laid there.]

That's it... ☠☠☠☠ vodka... and it's ☠☠☠☠ talking toys.

[on_a_yo_yo]

Hey, you should really watch your language! Kids live here, y'know.

Are you really surprised that a toy can talk?

[heartstar_blues]

No.. really... what the ☠☠☠☠ does vodka do to me?

I'm not worried about kids, I'm worried someone put something in my alcohol.

[ona_yoyo]

What in tarnation do I gotta do to prove I'm a real toy talking to ya??