Bender 22 - Loving His Job! (Action)

Jul 06, 2010 19:25

[The Captain is in your house! efficiency apartment.Yes, he has broken in again. Yes, he is drunk. This time though with a purpose ( Read more... )

stealing like a hero, your apartment!, communism, 20 bottles!

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metal_idol_key July 6 2010, 23:49:17 UTC
[NINJA ROBOT GIRL HUP.]

Captain, what are you doing? Are you in need of beets?

[You may or may not notice in your drunken stupor that Key's hands are bandaged. Did that silly girl burn herself? Aha, no. She's missing a pinky on one hand and the other has three fingers that are now only half of what they used to be.

...What did you expect, no one should have Key operation beet shredders.]

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1/3 heartstar_blues July 6 2010, 23:51:32 UTC
[Puts down the stuff he is pulling from the cabinets to look to key.]

Oh hey I didn't notice...

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2/3 heartstar_blues July 6 2010, 23:51:51 UTC
Notice...

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3/3 heartstar_blues July 6 2010, 23:52:48 UTC
Who the ☠☠☠☠ did that? What the ☠☠☠☠ happened?

No more games, I'm ☠☠☠☠ someone until they are dead...

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metal_idol_key July 6 2010, 23:55:33 UTC
[Key is relatively calm about both the Captain's raeg and the fact that her hands look like shit. She takes a step back, though, just to give him some room. Eh, you know, her thought process isn't the best these days.]

It was Key's fault, do not worry. She was not properly working the machines at the factory; Key should have been more careful.

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heartstar_blues July 6 2010, 23:57:37 UTC
...

☠☠☠☠...

[The Captain is at a loss.]

How about you... uh... rest. I'll go do you're job for you. What do they have you doing anyways?

[So much calmer now, his rage is gone.]

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metalidolkey July 7 2010, 00:01:24 UTC
Key is finding beets caught in the machines, but she also reconnects broken bands and gears. They said it was a good job for Key because her hands are smaller than a man's.

[She's holding up her hands and looking at them.]

...

...Captain does not need to do Key's job--she can do it still. She still has more than half.

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GAH! You're killing me! heartstar_blues July 7 2010, 00:06:53 UTC
[Shakes his head.]

No... ☠☠☠☠ kid.

Don't let them do this ☠☠☠☠ to you.

☠☠☠☠ them.

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Key is good like that. *_*b metalidolkey July 7 2010, 00:11:30 UTC
But... Key cannot quit... Key is supposed to keep going. If Key does not go to work and school, they will re-educate Key.

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It's becoming a game of who can maim themselves the most, no one ever wins! heartstar_blues July 7 2010, 00:44:47 UTC
Then go to school, I'll just tell them I am Key when I go to work.

[Brilliant!]

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\o/ WOOHOO We can be maiming buddies! metal_idol_key July 7 2010, 01:19:10 UTC
[Key frowns.]

...You will get into trouble...

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Everyone does the Woohooo man forever, the top to subjects in my inbox had him. heartstar_blues July 7 2010, 01:28:56 UTC
I'm always in trouble. The trick is getting you out.

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\o/ WOOHOO ALWAYS AND FOREVER metal_idol_key July 7 2010, 02:55:30 UTC
...Thank you, Captain....

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Everything is ruined forever. heartstar_blues July 7 2010, 04:20:27 UTC
Don't mention it kid... just...

Hey I'll come check on you after work okay?

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RUINED!!! metal_idol_key July 7 2010, 04:28:29 UTC
All right. Key will be waiting. Please be safe, Captain.

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Doom! heartstar_blues July 8 2010, 00:13:48 UTC
[He'd wave and go do just that.]

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