Bender 19 - What Is Done Cannot Be Undone (Phone | Everyone)

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain was purposefully ignoring Ema's call. He had so many other problems. He called from someone else's house. He's afraid to go home.]Uhh... so I got a personal question

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[lotuslife]

[WH-WHAT.]

What.

[heartstar_blues]

... Which one was that to?

[lotuslife]

All of it.

[heartstar_blues]

☠☠☠☠... where to start.

Okay, so you know Father's day and the whole girls obey guys?

[numanstan]

... What.

[heartstar_blues]

What one are you asking about?

[numanstan]

... Everythin'.

[heartstar_blues]

Well ☠☠☠☠...

Uh... I think I ☠☠☠☠ my fake daughter...

No, I don't think, I know.

[makemebreakfast]

Guys can get raped.

And I don't know if this place punishes incest that's not really incest...but...

What on earth is going on here?

[heartstar_blues]

Honestly? I don't ☠☠☠☠ know myself...

I think I said the wrong thing at the wrong time to the wrong people... my fake wife went to go ☠☠☠☠ a ☠☠☠☠ and my fake daughter responded to me muttering to myself, ☠☠☠☠ me...

She's ☠☠☠☠ strong, stronger than I am... and my fake wife has a ☠☠☠☠ chainsaw and shotgun now and is pissed.

[makemebreakfast]

So...wait...what happened? What did you DO?

Anyway...crazy stuff happens here all the time. You're probably gonna have to get used to it.

[heartstar_blues]

I didn't do anything... I uh... muttered.

Then she over powered me.

I also might have told my fake wife to go ☠☠☠☠ a ☠☠☠☠...

1/2

[freakinblur]

Re: 1/2

[freakinblur]

Rummy! What the hell did ya do THIS time?!

[heartstar_blues]

I don't even ☠☠☠☠ know...

[freakinblur]

Well start explainin'. I swear ta god, I'm gonna get Hime ta lock you in tha basement from now on!

[glowing_science]

...you did what?!

[Suddenly, being told to ☠☠☠☠ herself doesn't seem half as bad!]

[heartstar_blues]

Oh ☠☠☠☠ me...

I mean ☠☠☠☠! Don't! ☠☠☠☠! What the ☠☠☠☠ are you doing calling me?

[glowing_science]

Hasn't your mouth gotten you in enough trouble?

How the hell did you end up having sex with your 'daughter'?! That's statutory rape!

[heartstar_blues]

That's what I thought... so does she get in trouble for that?