48th Hangover - He's a Hero, I swear.

[heartstar_blues]

[Look out Mayfield! If there's trouble, The Captain is there! With super strength, flight, and near invulnerability, there has to be something he can do.

He's sober people, this is not a drill. This is the real thing.

So he's coming to help you! Yes, YOU! And you too

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[hyon_soudaishou]

[Nurarihyon is very much.. lost. At least he thinks that he is, all the houses are so weird to him after all. He still thinks it's weird to be human, too.]

[heartstar_blues]

[Floats down and hovers there, looking to the confused resident.]

Hey, need some help with something?

[hyon_soudaishou]

[A.. human? Or an ayakashi in human form? He was floating, so he shouldn't be human, as far as Nurarihyon knows. He gives a sheepish grin at the man.]

Yeah, I think I am. Don't know where I was from the start though.

[He knows about addresses. He just don't know how to check on them yet, nor does he know his own. It was a pretty weird name, that's the only thing he knows.]

[heartstar_blues]

Huh, what's you address kid?

[Still hovering, he's been here long enough to figure it out.]

[hyon_soudaishou]

I don't really know.

Oh? ['Kid'? He was several hundred of years old already.]

How old are you, if you think you can call me 'kid'? You must be a terribly old youkai then.

[heartstar_blues]

I'm 26.

[Either he's lying or alcohol ravaged him something fierce.]

What the ☠☠☠☠ is a youkai?

[hyon_soudaishou]

In human years? Then I should be the one calling you 'kid', kid.

[There's a chuckle erupting from his throat. Yes, this guy is so much more of a kid than he has been for a long time.]

Doesn't everyone know what that is? It's what I am, and what I thought you would be, since you're floating. Or maybe it's some type of shikigami doing that?

[heartstar_blues]

Right, you're one of those immortal things that look like kids?

What is with that anyways? If you wanted to be immortal wouldn't you rather be stuck at an age that actually matters?

What the ☠☠☠☠ is a skikigami?

[hyon_soudaishou]

Not that I think I look like a kid, but I'm near immortal, I suppose?

None of us pick what we look like, do we? Like Karasu Tengu who's starting to shrink.

That's what the onmyouji use when they fight. And what they use to exorcise us with. Sort of like.. wizardry?

[heartstar_blues]

Okay, you know what? The more I ask you the worse it gets.

Let's start over. Do you even know what street you live on?

[hyon_soudaishou]

[Hm? But he was putting it the easiest way he could.]

Hmmmm, I think it was Al...something.

[heartstar_blues]

[It should be more and more obvious that he isn't the brightest superhero ever.]

Anderson... Albright? Does that sound right?

[hyon_soudaishou]

Yeah, Albright! That's what it was.

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, I can show you where that is then.

You want to fly?

[hyon_soudaishou]

Sure. Flying can be relaxing. [Especially when done in the middle of the night. But then, it wasn't him>7i> flying, he wasn't that sort of being. Sitting on someone who was able to fly though, he'd done that plenty of time. ]

[heartstar_blues]

[The Captain scoops up the guy, with no ceremony, and starts to fly up.]