48th Hangover - He's a Hero, I swear.

[heartstar_blues]

[Look out Mayfield! If there's trouble, The Captain is there! With super strength, flight, and near invulnerability, there has to be something he can do.

He's sober people, this is not a drill. This is the real thing.

So he's coming to help you! Yes, YOU! And you too

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[cryptic_rabbit]

[Well, would you look at that! There's a poor, defenseless rabbit-looking thing all tangled up in the branches of a tree, just ripe for the picking!

All right so he isn't a cat or a dog, but he's pretty stuck.]

Hey, I think I can see my house from here!

[heartstar_blues]

[Tada! The Captain arrives to save the day!]

Hey, talking dog huh?

Need help with that... oh ☠☠☠☠, another talking rabbit.

Need help with that thing?

[cryptic_rabbit]

[BLESS YOU, THE CAPTAIN.]

Unless you'd like to watch me chew my adorable, fuzzy arms off, then yes, please.

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[heartstar_blues]

I like you, whoever you are. I'll get the rabbit down for you.

Besides, it'd be my good deed for the day.

[Points at Max.]

You're lucky he's a cool guy.

[As for the tree. The Captain walks up and grips it, ripping it right out of the ground and slowly tipping it on it's side.

Hovering Max a few feet off the ground and giving the tree a shake to try and dislodge him.]

[cryptic_rabbit]

Well, yeah, but I've never heard ☠☠☠☠ before; I think she'd like that one--

[And now the whole tree was shaking! Hey that ground's pretty close WAIT HOW IS THIS HAPPENING

Max, truly wise and tolerant, tries to scramble away like a frightened woodland creature and only manages to get tangled further in Branchville. He is also hanging upside-down and doesn't look very pleased. He may be screaming like a grandmother.]

[heartstar_blues]

I thought that would work.

[Okay, now he is frowning.

Wait for it, The Captain is trying to think this one through.

Okay, there, he has an idea.]

I'll hold the tree so it doesn't accidentally squish him, you walk over and pluck him out of the branches, then I'll put the tree back in the hole.

[cryptic_rabbit]

I don't care how you do it, just GET ME DOWN!

Sam, if he squashes me get it on camera!

[heartstar_blues]

Magic super powers given to you by aliens.

[He holds ready though. If that rabbit get's bitey this is going to end in blood and tears.]