47th Hangover - The Captain Has a Theory!

[heartstar_blues]

[Phone | Unfiltered]☠☠☠☠, I hope I am wrong

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[weiss_tank]

.... .... .....

Now why didn't I think of that?

[heartstar_blues]

So it's not a stupid idea?

[weiss_tank]

Not at all! At least, I don't think it is.

[heartstar_blues]

Okay, I really don't know what it means but I figure it might be something.

Maybe it's something they can't even control.

[weiss_tank]

Or like a delayed reaction or something. I mean, they've already shown they can fuck with pretty much everything, so why not time too?

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, maybe.

I wish it'd show me a weakness. Something I could smash.

[weiss_tank]

You and me both buddy. I hate having to fight something I can't touch. [Ken understands your frustration at this.]

It's hard to stay angry when it's a concept you're going against, not a person.

[heartstar_blues]

A concept?

[weiss_tank]

Come on, this town is basically solidified nightmare fuel. It's always shifting and changing and restarting and it's slippery. It's like we're living in a horror writers brain.

[heartstar_blues]

I don't know, I've seen some crazy ☠☠☠☠ before.

Though this does take the cake for funky as ☠☠☠☠.

[weiss_tank]

I'd almost rather be fighting that damn tentacle werewolf monster again.

[heartstar_blues]

The what?

[weiss_tank]

Oh. Back home there was this scientist dude who was experimenting with turning people into monsters. Tested it on himself and turned himself into this huge werewolf thing with tentacles.

[heartstar_blues]

Man, that beats broccoli men.

I already told you about Beyond, they make all sorts of freaks like that.

[weiss_tank]

Yeah, it put me off broccoli for a week. [He laughs a bit.] Oh well, I've faced worse things. Like I said, I'd rather be facin' that thing then some of the shit we have to put up with here.

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, with how often my powers don't work here...