35th Hangover - The Captain is a Gentleman [Mother's Day Event!]

[heartstar_blues]

[Ladies of the town, The Captain is looking for you! Yes, ALL OF YOU!

Girls of any age.

You might run into him doing one of the following.]

A) [Action]

[The Captain is knocking on your door. He has an arm full of roses he just bought. Some are pricking him, and he has plenty of cuts by now. He is delivering one to each female of your house

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[nosoul_nomind]

[Barton is sitting on her porch looking despondent! What a perfect time for Captain to approach with a flower. She looks unimpressed though.]

...What's this about? Who are you?

A

[heartstar_blues]

I'm Captain ☠☠☠☠.

Here you go, have a good day.

[nosoul_nomind]

That's a weird name.

Yeah, um. Thanks, I guess.

[heartstar_blues]

It's better than The Captain.

And no problem.

[Going to leave before his mood sours on the name issue.]

D

[imaginenumbers]

*After taking and reading the note she still enters the house because she's completely set on cleaning up regardless. When she comes in and sees the flowers and chocolates she doesn't even think to look at them. After all, they couldn't be for her.

Instead she heads to the corner of the room to collect the trash. She takes an extra trash bag and begins collecting the broken objects to put into said trash bag when she cuts her hand on a shard of left over glass.*

Ah, how careless of me...

[heartstar_blues]

[He catches her just after she cuts herself. Putting a hand on her shoulder and guiding her away from the trash, to the sink.]

☠☠☠☠! Wash that out! I think we got bandages here.

[After all the times he gets hurt. Grabs some from a cabinet and tosses them to her.]

Sit down and enjoy the chocolates. I tried cooking but I don't even think that ☠☠☠☠ of a dog would eat it even if it had my face on it.

[It hates him so much when he is not a drone. He usually has the drone kids keep it out back so it doesn't maul him.]

[imaginenumbers]

*Sakura carefully washes off her hand and puts a bandage on like the Captain told her to. She feels a mix of guilt over worrying him and curiosity as to why he was acting so kind.*

Um, I couldn't eat those... I mean if I did that I'd be taking them away from whoever you bought them for, right?

*After all, no one would buy her things. She didn't deserve chocolates or flowers as far as she was concerned.*

[heartstar_blues]

They're for you. You've done a great job around here, today you're taking a break and enjoying things.

You don't like candy?

[He looks at anything around the sink where she washed up and just takes any dishes and tosses them in the trash.

Yep, that's kinda like cleaning. Getting a rag went to clean up any blood that dripped anywhere.]

A

[flameyedhunter]

C-captain! What are these for?

A

[heartstar_blues]

For not pissing me off lately.

[Justifying it to himself.]

Have a good day!

[flameyedhunter]

W... well, you too! I should warn you though, a lot of boys are really mad at you for handing out booze at the prom!

[heartstar_blues]

Tell them where they can find me then.

I'll clear it up with them.

[One way or another.]

E

[brbgoing2russia]

[The Captain can find Charlie walking home from the flowershop. And nope she's not paying attention at all ladedadedah]

E

[heartstar_blues]

Hey, kid!

[he waves.]

[brbgoing2russia]

[She turns around to look at him so fast with this ridiculous grin on her face.]

Hey!

[heartstar_blues]

How's your day going?

[Yes, he's carrying a large gift wrapped gift.]

A

[plantenough]

[Why would you give fresh-cut flowers to the nature spirit who hates fresh-cut flowers. Why.]

What is the occasion?

A

[heartstar_blues]

[Because you're a moron.]

The occasion is I am in a good mood. Here you go, I hope you have a great day.

A

[plantenough]

[She takes them very slowly, as if they might bite.]

They've made you a drone, haven't they?

A

[heartstar_blues]

Nope, just in a good mood today.

I'm still The Captain.