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33 Hangover - He Can Be His Own PSA [Action | Where you are!]

Apr 20, 2011 22:09

[The Captain forgot to refill his random assortment of deadly pills sleep cocktail at work and now he had nothing to help him sleep. Still, enough alcohol should do the trick, right? Right ( Read more... )

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C) and boxers! geassedmassacre April 21 2011, 02:16:24 UTC

[Euphie just got home from a productive day of Girl Scout-ing only to find a mostly naked man sprawled in her front yard. She turns bright red and drops the remaining boxes all over the ground.]

O-oh my!

heartstar_blues April 21 2011, 02:27:56 UTC

My... you... ...

[Just muttering, eyes closed. Not getting up but not quite asleep.]

geassedmassacre April 21 2011, 02:32:35 UTC

[This means Euphie has to go wake him up, doesn't it? Still red in the face, she takes a deep breath and goes over to him, gently shaking him, trying to rouse him.

He smells pretty strongly of booze. She has to fight the urge to recoil.]

M-Mister...

heartstar_blues April 21 2011, 02:37:46 UTC

Mister... where? ☠☠☠☠... what are you doing?

geassedmassacre April 21 2011, 02:49:34 UTC

I'm waking you up. I'm sorry but you really shouldn't be out here dressed like this...

heartstar_blues April 21 2011, 02:50:49 UTC

Maybe you shouldn't... be out here dressed like that...

Huh? What you say about that?

geassedmassacre April 21 2011, 02:54:29 UTC

[Euphie looks herself up and down.]

Oh, no, I think my dress is quite appropriate. You, however, don't have any pants.

[She's going to sigh heavily and TRY to lift him up. Although she's a just a normal girl and he's a huge superhero, so who knows how that's going to work.]

heartstar_blues April 21 2011, 02:58:57 UTC

[Poorly, he'll mutter and struggle to stand as well but his legs aren't cooperating. If she tries to support his weight she'll just end up on the ground as well.]

You've got no... pants... your face!

geassedmassacre April 21 2011, 03:35:50 UTC

[Now she's on the ground with a nearly naked guy on top of her. GREAT.]

Mister! Please listen to me! You are inebriated and you need help! And I can't -- [huff] -- move!

heartstar_blues April 21 2011, 03:48:02 UTC

What the ☠☠☠☠ did you call me?...

... oh... sorry...

[Rolls off her and tries to get up. Once he has his feet under him he'll stumble.]

geassedmassacre April 23 2011, 03:20:49 UTC

I called you "Mister." Because I don't know your name.

[Goes to grab him by the shirt sleeve and tugs him towards her house. Euphie's had more than enough of this, and he is going to come inside with her so he can sober up.]

That is it. You are coming with me now. You are not well, and I will not have you stumbling around the city in this condition.

heartstar_blues April 23 2011, 03:54:13 UTC

What condition? I'm fine!

[Stumbling the direction she drags him though. He's in no condition to fight back.]

geassedmassacre April 23 2011, 08:13:47 UTC

You most certainly are not. You are going to stay here and sober up, and then I'll find you some clothes.

And then, sir, you will be on your way.

[Just going to drag him inside and sit him down on the couch. At least he's not laying on the ground showing off his underwear to the world anymore.]

heartstar_blues April 23 2011, 17:11:47 UTC

... I have clothes, at home.

[He mutters but he doesn't really have any self righteous anger to back it.]

Who the ☠☠☠☠ are you anyways?

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