23rd Hangover - Why does this keep happening?

[heartstar_blues]

[After being murdered horrifically, again, The Captain will spend the morning drinking the dead man’s hangover away. Sometime tonight, he sobers up and gives a call to the town.][[Phone | Unfiltered

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[thatsnotaknife]

... You alright there, mate?

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, I'm getting used to this ☠☠☠☠.

Oh yeah, avoid giant ☠☠☠☠ snakes and crazy women.

[thatsnotaknife]

Don't mind giant ☠☠☠☠ snakes, but I'll keep the sheila thing in mind. Fucking hell, the people in this place...

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, you're telling me. All I did was offer to walk the ☠☠☠☠ home.

[thatsnotaknife]

Feminists. No pleasing 'em.

[heartstar_blues]

Yeah, if I wanted to get beaten around by a chic I'd reform Nextwave.

Anyways, how about you? Ever die here?

[thatsnotaknife]

Yeah, once. At Chrissy.

[heartstar_blues]

Oh yeah, I died then too...

[Every morning for a week, but he'll leave that one go for now.]

I've died more times here than I can even remember.

[thatsnotaknife]

... Maaaybe you should try avoidin' that. [Knows he probably already is, but he can't resist being a smartass when he shouldn't be.]

[heartstar_blues]

Do what you're good at right?

[There were two ways to take that comment, humor or anger. It's always hard to tell which The Captain will take.]