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[heartsofcodeine]

FiresideWake: I'd probably come to your house while you are sleeping, knock you out with some chloroform, prop you up in my front seat, go for a drive, pretend you're my wife and we're on vacation, go to Tennesee and let hicks have their way with you, then leave you on the side of the road for necropheliacs to have their dream date. Then I'd do you once you were all dried up and decayed

best story ever.