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this past weekend me and emily went up to jmu to hang with matt and pat. we were playing mario kart 64 on the bowser's castle level and pat flew off the bridge. someone used a lightning bolt and i got shrunk and was driving across the bridge. the guy with the fishing pole put pat down right on top of me and it smashed me. it was HILARIOUS
while i was there i went to sheetz 3 times in one day (one for each meal). i believe i hold the record for largest sandwich (by mass) ever to be realized and purchased at sheetz. 12 inch roast beef on white bread, double meat, double cheese, plus other assorted toppings. i mean we're talking about a sandwich that approaches one kilo!
also i went to florida to see lauren at the end of christmas break. we got to go to orlando and hang with mark ghagen which was awesome. we thought marks neighbor wanted to murder us because lauren definitely drove her car through his yard. luckily after rummaging around marks house we pretty much assembled an arsenal of weapons including nunchucks, a butcher knife, a monkey wrench, a hammer, and some brass knuckles. we never actually had to use the weapons because jack and james settled the matter with the neighbor civilly by talking it out. while in orlando, me and lauren got lost approximately 1984798723 times. i felt like a shit head because this one time i kept saying IM POSITIVE WERE GOING THE RIGHT DIRECTION JUST KEEP GOING THIS WAY. and we went the wrong way for like an hour.
im in a bad mood right now because of my cable internet provider. our internet is slow and lame like dial up and my xbox keeps lagging when i want to kill the shit out of some stupid geeks on halo 2. i called up customer service and apparently my area server is messed up right now, and our connection is at the mercy of adelphias engineers, and they dont know when its going to be fixed.
while i was there i went to sheetz 3 times in one day (one for each meal). i believe i hold the record for largest sandwich (by mass) ever to be realized and purchased at sheetz. 12 inch roast beef on white bread, double meat, double cheese, plus other assorted toppings. i mean we're talking about a sandwich that approaches one kilo!
also i went to florida to see lauren at the end of christmas break. we got to go to orlando and hang with mark ghagen which was awesome. we thought marks neighbor wanted to murder us because lauren definitely drove her car through his yard. luckily after rummaging around marks house we pretty much assembled an arsenal of weapons including nunchucks, a butcher knife, a monkey wrench, a hammer, and some brass knuckles. we never actually had to use the weapons because jack and james settled the matter with the neighbor civilly by talking it out. while in orlando, me and lauren got lost approximately 1984798723 times. i felt like a shit head because this one time i kept saying IM POSITIVE WERE GOING THE RIGHT DIRECTION JUST KEEP GOING THIS WAY. and we went the wrong way for like an hour.
im in a bad mood right now because of my cable internet provider. our internet is slow and lame like dial up and my xbox keeps lagging when i want to kill the shit out of some stupid geeks on halo 2. i called up customer service and apparently my area server is messed up right now, and our connection is at the mercy of adelphias engineers, and they dont know when its going to be fixed.