'I am not ready for it': A complete users guide to stop gabe saporta from 'bringing it'
Okay, so today it was announced that Cobra Starship would be touring South America with Justin Bieber this fall...
Of COURSE our first reaction was 'Oh God, RUN JUSTIN RUNNNN!' because of Gabe Saporta's notorious reputation with attractive underage boys, lmao.
Just now, breathedeep222 and I had an AMAZING conversation (Only snippets displayed cause it was a long one):
janna williford: Gabe Saporta + attractive young boys= a felony waiting to happen
her:Omg, poor justin beiber
lol
janna williford
And he's not 18 till the spring, so he's double-fucked (Gabe likes 'em young)
her:I pity justin beiber
lmao
janna williford:poor boy
Someone needs to give him William Beckett's phone number so he can give him some pointers of 'what to look out for'
her:Hahahahaha omg yeah
like, seriously, someone needs to warn him
janna williford:"If he offers you an open container, just say no!"
her:haha omg
I seirously think he needs to be warned
that poor boy
We need to save him!!!!
We need to show him gabe's track record!
lol
janna williford:..... what are the chances of creating a 'SAVE JUSTIN FROM STATUTORY RAPE" foundation? hehehe.
her:Hahaha. Maybe not a foundation, but we can make a site and have all the fbr fangirls make a like, warning system
lmao
Like a guide to 'avoid being molested by gabe saporta'
janna williford:.... oh God.
"Ten Key Steps To Avoiding Cobra-Related Molestation"
her:psh, ten? Give gabe some credit. He's pretty persistant
more like 30 lol
janna williford:"JUST SAY NO! a complete users guide to recognizing and avoiding molestation by Gabe Saporta" "JUST SAY NO! A Complete Users' Guide To 'Bad Touch' And All The Ways Gabe Doesn't Understand The Concept"
her:Just say no sn't a good name, because gabe saporta doesn't give a shit if you say no
lol
her:'I am not ready for it': A complete users guide to stop gabe saporta from 'bringing it'
her:Oh god dude. Imagine being justin beiber and getting a phone call from william beckett, which to him is a random fucking stranger, who's like "Listen. If you're going to go on this tour, you need to follow EVERYTHING I say"
Alright, so basically, the point of this is for YOU GUYS to give me YOUR titles of guidebooks about how to be safe from Gabe molestation!
AND GO!
**If you're thinking of being a douche, just go away now, okay? This is just a joke, it's for fun, don't spoil our fun!**
Of COURSE our first reaction was 'Oh God, RUN JUSTIN RUNNNN!' because of Gabe Saporta's notorious reputation with attractive underage boys, lmao.
Just now, breathedeep222 and I had an AMAZING conversation (Only snippets displayed cause it was a long one):
janna williford: Gabe Saporta + attractive young boys= a felony waiting to happen
her:Omg, poor justin beiber
lol
janna williford
And he's not 18 till the spring, so he's double-fucked (Gabe likes 'em young)
her:I pity justin beiber
lmao
janna williford:poor boy
Someone needs to give him William Beckett's phone number so he can give him some pointers of 'what to look out for'
her:Hahahahaha omg yeah
like, seriously, someone needs to warn him
janna williford:"If he offers you an open container, just say no!"
her:haha omg
I seirously think he needs to be warned
that poor boy
We need to save him!!!!
We need to show him gabe's track record!
lol
janna williford:..... what are the chances of creating a 'SAVE JUSTIN FROM STATUTORY RAPE" foundation? hehehe.
her:Hahaha. Maybe not a foundation, but we can make a site and have all the fbr fangirls make a like, warning system
lmao
Like a guide to 'avoid being molested by gabe saporta'
janna williford:.... oh God.
"Ten Key Steps To Avoiding Cobra-Related Molestation"
her:psh, ten? Give gabe some credit. He's pretty persistant
more like 30 lol
janna williford:"JUST SAY NO! a complete users guide to recognizing and avoiding molestation by Gabe Saporta" "JUST SAY NO! A Complete Users' Guide To 'Bad Touch' And All The Ways Gabe Doesn't Understand The Concept"
her:Just say no sn't a good name, because gabe saporta doesn't give a shit if you say no
lol
her:'I am not ready for it': A complete users guide to stop gabe saporta from 'bringing it'
her:Oh god dude. Imagine being justin beiber and getting a phone call from william beckett, which to him is a random fucking stranger, who's like "Listen. If you're going to go on this tour, you need to follow EVERYTHING I say"
Alright, so basically, the point of this is for YOU GUYS to give me YOUR titles of guidebooks about how to be safe from Gabe molestation!
AND GO!
**If you're thinking of being a douche, just go away now, okay? This is just a joke, it's for fun, don't spoil our fun!**