'Six Degrees' of STD: Bandom Herpes Edition
Basically, AGES ago
breathedeep222 and I were discussing how, were Gabe Saporta to have herpes, nearly all of bandom would potentially be infected and we've joked for AGES that we should actually chart it out... well we made a list and I made a few test-webs and then decided I should depict HOW they could potentially contract it and tonight... I made the best. chart. ever!
Okay, FAIR WARNING I am no artist, a lot of the things don't really look like what they are, lol.
Also, we are not saying Gabe Saporta gave everybody herpes, we are simply making fun of the idea that, SHOULD he contract herpes and everybody MAGICALLY have an outbreak when certain events take place, most of bandom could POTENTIALLY contract it, lmao. For those who may not be sure, herpes (genital or otherwise) can be spread by any direct contact with the herpes infection; kissing, touching, or caressing actively infected areas; Sexual contact (anal, oral, or vaginal); In the case of herpes sores in the mouth: sharing drinking glasses, lipstick, cigarette, kissing, ect... Just, you know, so that it's plausible.
SO! Without further ado, I give you:
Just an explanation of some of the least clear ones:
-the one between William and Mike is a bottle, not a penis.
-the one above William in the middle of Gabe and Travie is a bottle too... the one over Gabe IS a penis
-the one between Frank and Gerard is supposed to be them kissing with the guitar between them
-the one with Frank and Ray is Frank hanging off of Ray tongue-raping him as he flails
-the one between Spencer and Ryan is meant to be 'attached at the hip'
-It may not be clear (though I think it's clear enough), but the one linking Ryan and Brendon is one offering his heart and the other ignoring it
-and somebody may not get it, but the one with pete and patrick actually came out well I think...it's mouth-rape, lol.
... yes, after I finished this, I realized EXACTLY what I'd just devoted hours of work to... oh God I have too much time on my hands *facepalm*