Aug 30, 2005 21:31
once upon a time, in a place not far from here... mr. erik t. shookman and a young man named thomas crawford ingested some magical mushrooms. they had a merry time. everything was wonderful. they were so happy that they found themselves rolling around in grass and finding out for themselves how beautiful the world really is. they were filled with so much happiness that they could not contain themselves! they found themselves filled with wonder while staring up at the beautiful shapes the clouds formed.
mr. erik t. shookman suggested going for a walk, and so the two of them set out on a journey, and they found some wonderful things along the way. while passing through a large field of grass the boys found themselves standing on top of a giant hill that seemed to have a magical presence within, so thomas and mr. shookman payed homage to the hill and continued with their journey.
they soon found themselves standing in a ocean of black. the boys had never noticed how big this particular ocean actually was until this the moment they stepped foot in it. the boys loved the ocean and found it to be quite wonderful, but they decided to move onward.
they eventually started walking down a path upon which they found a most peculiar sight...a person, no bigger than three feet tall coming towards them. the boys were so shocked by the stature of this person they had to rub their eyes to make sure they were not being decieved.the boys walked quickly to try and avoid contact by this tiny being and somehow managed to succeed.
mr. erik t. shookman then pointed out they had reached the end of their journey by the sight of a young man simply named wong. the boys climed into wong's vehicle and were escorted away to a strange land called narkopolis.
before the boys reached this strange land, they began to feel that the magic was fading from them. they began to reflect on how beautiful the magic had been and began talking to friends that they eventually encountered at narkopolis. one of these friends was the wonderful chelsea. as the boys conversed with chelsea they talked about the magic the mushrooms had put inside their bodies, the wonder they experienced, and the journey they had just taken.
all of a sudden as thomas was looking upon chelsea and watched as half of her face melted off. it was then that thomas realized that the wonder of the magical mushrooms had just begun...