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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
plusnotminus's purse (30 points). In September I bought porn for
ordination (10 points). Last week I pushed
resonantly in the mud (-17 points). In August I turned
irreverency in for eating carbs (3 points). In July I gave
90s_preppy a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (16 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
hearts_eclipse