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kimonomaker (8:40:12 PM): I am queen of Scrabble. =D
EXPLODERDEATH (8:40:51 PM): Rawk.
kimonomaker (8:41:04 PM): *solemn nod*
kimonomaker (8:41:26 PM): And because of this, I have a new shirt and a new hairpin! =DD
EXPLODERDEATH (8:41:46 PM):
kimonomaker (8:43:03 PM): I'm sorry, that didn't go through. o_0 I got a white space.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:43:17 PM): Huh?
EXPLODERDEATH (8:43:29 PM): Oh. I just used an emoticon of shock.
kimonomaker (8:43:36 PM): That one doesn't go through lately.
kimonomaker (8:44:18 PM): But anyway, it was strip scrabble or something. Don't ask me how it worked, because I just ownzed them and didn't have to take off anything other than my socks. :D
EXPLODERDEATH (8:44:38 PM): Strip anything immediately makes a game that much more awesome.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:45:00 PM): Unless you're playing with a bunch of people you don't find attractive. ):
kimonomaker (8:46:09 PM): In this case, they were people I found attractive. :D It was awesome. I now have a cute guy's shirt that I fully intend to wear to school on the first day and a nice hair ornament thing.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:46:55 PM): I would've been using all my scrabble skills if I was playing with you.
kimonomaker (8:47:25 PM): Still wouldn't've been enough. I am the scrabble QUEEN.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:47:49 PM): If I could've gotten your shirt or pants off, I think I would've been satisfied.
kimonomaker (8:48:24 PM): *considers this* It wouldn't been the shirt, if anything. I love these pants.
kimonomaker (8:48:39 PM): **would've
EXPLODERDEATH (8:48:59 PM): Either one would've been fine.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:49:05 PM): How far did you all go?
kimonomaker (8:50:44 PM): I got one guy down to his boxers and socks and the other had exactly his pants on. (he took off his boxers through them, which was slightly disturbing.) And me? Just my socks had to go.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:51:01 PM): Pretty good.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:51:21 PM): How far would you have gone, if by some strange twist of fate, you lost your skills?
kimonomaker (8:52:12 PM): Uhm~... I wouldn't take off my underwear or my hat. If I had my hat and my underwear, I'd be fine.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:52:33 PM): Underwear including or not including bra?
kimonomaker (8:53:25 PM): Including, thank you. The one I'm wearing is lacy enough that I'd be embarrassed still wearing it.
kimonomaker (8:53:27 PM): What about you?
EXPLODERDEATH (8:53:44 PM): I suppose it would depend.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:54:01 PM): People I didn't know, probably down to my boxers.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:54:09 PM): People I did know pretty well, all the way.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:55:29 PM): I mean, down to my boxers, it's pretty much the same if I was at a pool.
kimonomaker (8:55:36 PM): Hehe. If you'd been playing with me and Seth and Mika-kun, how far would you have gone?
EXPLODERDEATH (8:55:49 PM): Well I don't know either of them.
kimonomaker (8:56:23 PM): Okay. Hehe. I feel silly for asking.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:56:39 PM): If you guys were all willing to go all the way, I would, though.
kimonomaker (8:57:06 PM): I think Mika-kun is the only one who'd've gone all the way. I know I would've dropped out first.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:57:54 PM): Mm. That probably would'e been my main incentive to keep playing, if you would've gone all the way.
kimonomaker (8:58:36 PM): Heh. I'd need to be drunk off my ass to do that.
EXPLODERDEATH (8:58:57 PM): I would feel guilty about it, but it might be worth it.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:00:42 PM): Maybe your scrabble skills would go down as you got drunk, too.
kimonomaker (9:00:57 PM): I think they would. I don't want to think about it, though.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:01:56 PM): Haha. I think it'd certainly be entertaining.
kimonomaker (9:02:20 PM): Hey. Hey. I don't want to even think about the hangovers.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:02:39 PM): But we'd have so much fun the night before.
kimonomaker (9:03:15 PM): I'm not exactly a fun drunk, Dar. I know this because of spiked punch and all-night Halo parties.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:03:43 PM): Haha.
kimonomaker (9:04:15 PM): I never did find out why no one told me that the punch was spiked.
kimonomaker (9:04:48 PM): But, for some reason, everyone at the lunch table stopped debating whether I was a girly guy or a manly girl. o___o I don't want to think about that.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:05:22 PM): :\
EXPLODERDEATH (9:05:35 PM): Well, I'd just want to see you naked. :D
kimonomaker (9:05:52 PM): Haha. You're funny, Dar.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:06:25 PM): It's important.
kimonomaker (9:06:33 PM): What's important?
EXPLODERDEATH (9:06:35 PM): Getting to see girls your own age naked.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:06:50 PM): As opposed to random pornstars. It's not easy.
kimonomaker (9:06:58 PM): Goddamnit, Connie, Cheetos go down your throat, not up your nose!
kimonomaker (9:07:18 PM): That hurt. x_x You really shouldn't make me laugh like that.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:08:04 PM): It's a quest, of sorts.
kimonomaker (9:08:45 PM): I wouldn't know.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:08:48 PM): Seeing girls your own age naked is equivalent to questing for the Mystical Grand Crown of Shykalinne. Seeing a pornstar naked is equivalent to questing for a bottle of milk.
kimonomaker (9:09:31 PM): Hey, that explains why I've never been interested in seeing pornstars naked.
kimonomaker (9:09:33 PM): I hate milk.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:09:56 PM): I have to settle for pornstars.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:10:06 PM): Since girls my own age are so much more difficult.
kimonomaker (9:10:20 PM): It's probably easier as you get older.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:10:43 PM): True.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:10:54 PM): But I'm interested in the future.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:10:56 PM): *present
EXPLODERDEATH (9:11:01 PM): Stop confusing me, Connie.
kimonomaker (9:11:10 PM): I'll try, geez~
kimonomaker (9:12:25 PM): Cheetos are good.
kimonomaker (9:12:30 PM): They're all cheezy and shit.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:12:30 PM): Indeed.
kimonomaker (9:13:19 PM): Yanno... why did Mika-kun have a hair ornament? o_o' I mean... he's a guy... and this is really girly...
EXPLODERDEATH (9:13:47 PM): I wouldn't know.
kimonomaker (9:14:02 PM): Oh well. Why question a good thing? It's pretty and I like it.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:15:19 PM): For some reason, I kind of want to roleplay a strip something game now.
kimonomaker (9:15:57 PM): As long as it's not poker, I'll roleplay with you.
kimonomaker (9:16:29 PM): Because I suck at poker.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:16:37 PM): Hm. It's been so long, I can't quite remember. Do you have a ratings cap?
kimonomaker (9:18:18 PM): I prefer not to do actual smut. But that's it.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:19:00 PM): So that cuts off where? Kissing?
kimonomaker (9:19:11 PM): And groping. Usually.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:20:03 PM): Hm.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:21:35 PM): Typically, I don't bother with a romantic situation in a roleplay if it won't go all the way. But I pretty bored...am
kimonomaker (9:21:57 PM): *shrug*
kimonomaker (9:24:29 PM): It's your choice. :P But my stepdad's a snoop, and I tend to save my roleplays for when I am so bored I begin to contemplate streaking in front of the Islam enclave on Park.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:25:04 PM): Which is why you don't do smut?
kimonomaker (9:25:44 PM): Do you know what my stepdad would do to me if he found me reading or writing smut? He'd kick my ass. But he'd have to dig me up first, because he'd tell my dad, who would kill me.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:26:32 PM): And I guess you can't save it in a different place where he wouldn't look?
kimonomaker (9:27:29 PM): Last time I tried saving something where I thought he wouldn't look, it was the first thing he found.
kimonomaker (9:27:51 PM): And that was just a sketch for a character concept.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:28:11 PM): Huh.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:28:23 PM): Well, I wouldn't want to get you in trouble.
kimonomaker (9:28:52 PM): Thanks. ^_^;
EXPLODERDEATH (9:29:17 PM): But I loves me some smut. Oh well.
kimonomaker (9:29:48 PM): I know a site or two for that, if you like to read.
kimonomaker (9:30:08 PM): I used to wipe the history, when I had a supervisory account.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:30:44 PM): Oh, I know plenty of sites for fanfiction and stuff like that.
kimonomaker (9:30:50 PM): Okay.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:30:50 PM): I just like roleplaying it a lot, too.
kimonomaker (9:31:48 PM): ...my sister thinks I'm an exhibitionist. >O Strip scrabble when I know I'll win is just good investment.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:32:38 PM): I hadn't honestly expected you to play a game like that.
kimonomaker (9:32:53 PM): Well, it was a really pretty hair ornament thing.
kimonomaker (9:32:56 PM): And I like the shirt.
kimonomaker (9:33:39 PM): Besides.
kimonomaker (9:33:43 PM): Mika-kun is persuasive~
EXPLODERDEATH (9:33:58 PM): Mm. I bet he felt disappointed when all you lost were your socks ,though.
kimonomaker (9:34:06 PM): Uhm... no
kimonomaker (9:34:24 PM): He's, uhm... seen me in less. Eheh. He goes to the same summer camp I do.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:35:14 PM): Well, he probably wanted to see you in less again.
kimonomaker (9:35:34 PM): It'd be hard to get me in any less if I weren't drunk.
kimonomaker (9:35:46 PM): For some weird reason, he came to the girl's side of camp during shower time.
kimonomaker (9:36:02 PM): Aaand... yeah.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:36:29 PM): Ah...Lucky him
kimonomaker (9:38:15 PM): I don't think so!
kimonomaker (9:39:09 PM): I pushed him into the lake during the carnival. The CITs were running the tug-o-war booth and his cabin had the lakeside end, and then CIT Ones were sent to help and I had to anchor and I moved over when he pulled and he slipped and fell in.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:40:01 PM): Haha.
kimonomaker (9:40:24 PM): I think he got me back though. D: He made my team lose in Battle for the Islands.
kimonomaker (9:42:34 PM): Why does soda fizz more than beer? You'd think, with something called "hops" in it, beer would fizz more.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:43:48 PM): I...never thought about it.
kimonomaker (9:44:43 PM): Well, my stepmom has a beer and my soda's fizzing more than it...
kimonomaker (9:45:37 PM): And why doesn't wine fizz? I mean, even fruit juice gets a little frothy.
kimonomaker (9:45:43 PM): Beverages are strange, strange things.
kimonomaker (9:45:48 PM): I should be a bartender. :o
EXPLODERDEATH (9:46:48 PM): That might be an interesting job.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:47:08 PM): Though you'd need to act particularly sexy to get good tips.
kimonomaker (9:47:21 PM): I'd have to be legal though. *sigh~* I guess I'm stuck being a waitress/florist until I'm twenty-one.
kimonomaker (9:48:18 PM): Hmmm... sexy? I don't think I know how to do sexy~...
EXPLODERDEATH (9:49:20 PM): Well, what do you think is your best body asset?
kimonomaker (9:50:02 PM): Uhm...
kimonomaker (9:50:10 PM): Why do you always ask the hard questions?
EXPLODERDEATH (9:50:37 PM): This is important.
kimonomaker (9:50:40 PM): If I had to say something, I'd say my eyes, I think...
EXPLODERDEATH (9:50:57 PM): Well, I'd say pick two or three things.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:51:09 PM): And then make sure you wear clothing and make-up that emphasize them.
kimonomaker (9:51:22 PM): Oh.
kimonomaker (9:51:28 PM): I can do makeup...
EXPLODERDEATH (9:51:52 PM): Then again, you might have a certain outfit you have to where. I'm not sure how bartending is with uniforms.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:51:56 PM): *wear
kimonomaker (9:52:49 PM): All the ones near here don't really have uniforms. Except the diners.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:53:33 PM): Is there anything in your figure that you particularly like? That's always good for getting attention.
kimonomaker (9:54:14 PM): I, uhm... like that I'm thin, and that's just about it. Hehe... uhm... yeah.
kimonomaker (9:57:54 PM): Reh. Why must Manda be so confusing~ she doesn't have to be so cryptic! T_T She knows I'm stupid.
EXPLODERDEATH (9:58:40 PM): Thin helps. But there's nothing in particular? Your ass, legs, something like that?
How is she being cryptic?
kimonomaker (9:58:45 PM): Hehe, cryptic. ^_^ That's the word that caused Mika-kun to lose his shirt.
kimonomaker (9:59:40 PM): Not really.
I'm asking for advice on something and she's being all, "It's within you~ just let it out!" It sounds like she's talking about my inner sex kitten or something. x____x And that's not what I asked about.
kimonomaker (10:01:34 PM): I asked what colors she thought I looked best in. x___x Geez... girls are confusing.
EXPLODERDEATH (10:02:12 PM): Weird.
It's too good not to post!