Killing time - the streets (OTA)

[angel_awol]

The devil makes work for idle thumbs, or at least that's how the saying goes. Gabriel didn't need his brother's help to wind people up and normally keep himself entertained, but the same scenery was beginning to really get on his nerves. Pranks weren't helping, and he'd sorta given up with that anyway since Castiel had spoken with him

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[eyeball2entrail]

Spike understood boredom. The bloody village wouldn't let him and Dru drain people. It made the blood taste sour and they had to resort to the poofter fake blood at Fangtasia. It had been awhile since a good mayhem, too. Bloody village. The dinosaurs had been entertaining sort of, but watching the humans run screaming was only fun if you caused the screaming.

He leaned against the wall and pulled out a cigarette to light.

[angel_awol]

"Vampires, huh?" Gabriel said, tone light, casual and more importantly amused. He didn't much like vampires, but they had a certain style. They were, in no uncertain terms, entertaining. "What's keeping you lot so quiet?"

Normally with vampires in your neighborhood, you got the usual stuff- missing people, sudden death, mysterious bodies all over the place. And a good soundtrack too, if Lost Boys was anything to go by.

So why was this place- forgive the pun- a grave yard?

"You've not made some... sucky promise to behave?"

[eyeball2entrail]

Spike continued to bring the lighter up and once lit, blew a puff of smoke up and away. He was impressed the bloke knew right away that he was a vampire. At his question, he snorted out a laugh. "Not bloody likely. Village took the taste of blood away." He rolled his eyes. "only neutered vamps can drink."

In other words, the 'good' vampires like Angel could sample the blood of humans but for the 'real' ones like him and Dru, it was off limits.

[angel_awol]

Gabriel let out a short little laugh. "Really? Seems like a fucking stupid idea to me." After all, what was the point in that? The goodie-too-shoes vampires were all as dull as dishwater anyway.

"Gotta ask the question, what happens if you try?"

[eyeball2entrail]

"Already did, mate." Spike liked this guy, he thought it was a stupid idea, too. "First thing I did when I was here." He pulled a face, "had to spit it out."

That didn't mean he and Dru couldn't get up to fun. Village still let them torture and have fun sometimes. They just couldn't drain or turn. He was still thinking of a way to turn Elle whether she wanted to or not. Spike was convinced she'd make a lovely vampire.

[angel_awol]

Gabriel made a sympathetic shrug, "Real sorry to hear that." He had spent enough time with creatures that ate humans after all, and although Castiel and some of the other whiney little things would probably argue, Gabriel did still think they were important parts of the foodchain, and not just at the top.

"You're not just going to sit there and take that though, are you? Very resourceful, you vamps."

[eyeball2entrail]

Spike smirked around his cigarette as he sent smoke out once more. "Dru and I have our own fun. Village can't stop that." He acknowledged, but didn't go into specifics.

[angel_awol]

"Eww, dude." Gabriel said, making a face. "I don't want to know about the crazy vampire sex. Right now." He added. Maybe later.

[eyeball2entrail]

That hadn't been what he meant though of course all kinds of torture was foreplay for Spike and Dru. But now that he mentioned it, he'd thought it would be a good idea to at least hint at something. He always liked to yank chains and push buttons.

"You gonna leave what I consider crazy vampire sex up to me?" His blue eyes sparkled with his amusement.

[angel_awol]

Gabriel nodded, "Yeap. I don't think it'd be fair for me to try and define it for you, would it?" And no doubt these folk could get inventive. Not as inventive as some really kink pagan gods, but kinkier than your average humans.

"Although anything involving Iron Maidens you can leave out. That really isn't as hot as everyone seems to think it is."

[eyeball2entrail]

Spike's eyebrow rose with his lips. "Yeah? You've had sex with Iron Maidens? Blood always make things better." Or you know that was just Spike.

[angel_awol]

"Mostly in them." Gabriel admitted, with a slight shrug. "Only trouble is that the spikes make changing position hard. But who doesn't like a challenge?"

[eyeball2entrail]

Spike chuckled, he liked this bloke.

"Makes it more interesting, that's for sure." He also liked putting someone in an Iron Maiden, hearing them scream in pain with him and Dru watching.

[angel_awol]

Gabriel laughed, "Your lady friends might let you say that, but I think most of mine would cut out my liver if I told them I wanted to make sex with them more interesting."

"Just out of interest," Gabriel said, shifting the conversation a little, "You get much trouble with hunter types? You know, humans with chips on their shoulders?"

[eyeball2entrail]

Cutting out livers could be fun depending on how they do it. Granted, Spike didn't need his liver any more, but that was beside the point.

"Pfft. Nah, not hunters. Slayers can be a pain in my arse thought." Now that could be because the village wouldn't let Spike and Dru really have fun.

[angel_awol]

Gabriel smirked a little. "Life's tough when you're an apex predator, right?" He said, teasing.