Good times [OTA]

[go_downswinging]

Dean was a happy camper. A very happy camper actually. He was the coach of a female roller derby team and that conjured up all kinds of lovely images. Lucky for the girls, Dean had been a coach at a school before. Okay the job had lasted as long as the ghost had been terrifying the school but still, he had experience

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[luvlianjel_yuri]

Yuri had reasons for checking out the comic store every so often. Making sure nothing with that name* was on the shelves... They'd been in the village for how long and no disasters had happened? Nothing that could be traced to them. Not even like at home, and really none of it was their fault--accidents, cleared every time.

So when that guy Dean happened to be in there standing far too close to images that might be recognizable,** she pushed out her chest a la Kei, smiled widely, and acted.

"Well, hello there!" She smiled then made a very obvious mock-frown. "I saw you were going to be coaching one of the roller derby teams, and not the one Kei and I are on. Very disappointed that you're going to be losing those matches."

She winked.

*The Dirty Pair
**Pick whichever cover you like, but I was thinking of Sim Hell. That's where they come after, so Start the Violence, Fatal But Not Serious, and Run From the Future have not happened yet.

[go_downswinging]

Of course anything with hell in the title is bound to catch Dean's eyes and being the recipient of your life in books and comics he can very much sympathize with the distracting techniques. Plus, he was a fan of breasts so pushing out of chest was also guaranteed to get Dean's attention.

"Want to bet on that?" He returned her wink. "I saw that my team will beat yours. Who's your coach?"

[luvlianjel_yuri]

"I could bet," she said. Come on, she and Kei might have been able to take on five on their own. "Our coach is Bobby Singer. Haven't met him yet."

Hopefully, Kei wouldn't think he was hot. Yuri lowered her voice.

"You know Kei can take a beating and keep on keeping on, right?" She smiled ingenuously. What, he'd slept with Kei, not that they'd actually slept. She'd had to deal with guys the morning after, and they weren't always in the best shape, the poor things. Most of them got pancakes.

[go_downswinging]

"Bobby?" Oh their team was going down. No way would he let Bobby win. "Yeah, he's the original owner of the Salvage Yard, back in my world. Singer's Salvage is Bobby." Also, was a thought of seeing Bobby deal with Kei and he smirked at the thought. She was a female Dean. It would be fun.

[luvlianjel_yuri]

"You know him from home?" Yuri narrowed her eyes. "So there's a rivalry thing before we've even started."

Great.

"Is he a mechanic? And, um, will Kei like him?" Kei liked men who were good with their hands. "I mean, not that she hasn't mentioned you. A million times."

A slight inching over to cover the comics wall.

[go_downswinging]

There was a brief shudder thinking about him and Bobby having sex with the same person but that was outweighed by thinking of Kei and Bobby because that would be all kinds of hilarity.

"If she likes grumpy old men that speak their minds." Which Dean will probably become if he ever reaches Bobby's age.

[luvlianjel_yuri]

"Oh great, this isn't going to go well." Kei wasn't going to like Bobby. At least she wasn't going to have the hots for him. Actually, that might be a good thing.

"He isn't likely to put us in costumes as tiny as some of these, is he?" Yuri asked, turning and pointing. Oops. Lalalala. "Because, ummm, those bunny things just weren't made to fight in. Seriously."

She nodded.

"Not only do they not fit well if you have any real cleavage--ignore Kei's remarks about me on that--but they ride up if you're kicking and stuff. The concept of road rash on my butt is thoroughly unattractive." She gave Dean a look. "So your team can wear that. If you want them to hate you."

She made a face.

"At least we get knee and elbow pads. Falling a few stories in a halter and shorts is killer on your joints."

[go_downswinging]

When Yuri moved her body, that had Dean glancing toward the comics. It took him half a minute to realize that what she was trying to hide was a comic version of herself and Kei. He could definitely sympathize with that, with the books about him and Sam so he didn’t say anything but made a mental note to check them out at a later date.

“While the idea of hot women in bustiers and short shorts has a lot going for it. I hadn’t planned on using it for a uniform. Though the fishnets might not be so bad.” He winked at her.

[luvlianjel_yuri]

She'd hosed up, great. There was no smile at all.

"If you ever use that name I'll tell Kei and you'll be in handcuffs so fast you won't know what hit you. It won't be in a good way and it'll be Kei that hit you. A lot." She nodded, all business. "And a 250-pound mad cat in your face won't make you happy, especially if he's been drinking coffee."

The smell was enough to kill on its own.

"That said..." she smiled again. "Feel free to have your team wear whatever you like. Unless you've got memory fabric, you're going to spend a fortune in fishnets if you have them wear those. They are comfortable, though. I mean, just to wear."

Kind of like a leg massage when you walked.

"Have you seen the 3WA uniforms?" Halters and shorts. "Not those, although they don't look bad either."

[go_downswinging]

Dean was confused and his expression revealed that. He had no idea what Yuri was talking about until his eyes landed on the title of the duo on the comic cover. While Dirty Pair might be a good name for a one on one or wrestling tag team, pair meant two hence not a good name for a roller derby team. Though dirty part of it wasn't too bad.

"Duly noted." He put his fingers to his temple in a salute.

"I think Kei showed me the uniform when I was looking around your ship but I don't remember what they look like really." He just remembered thinking both of them would look hot in it.

[luvlianjel_yuri]

"Give her a ring and ask her out for a drink. Tell her you'd like to see her in her uniform," Yuri said. "When you meet up, tell her she looks great in it--but that it would look better on the floor of your room."

Kei would agree with that.

"Be rested." Ahem.

"Anyway... I really do think your team is going to lose to ours. If Bobby is anything like you he'll want to trash you as much as you want to trash him. And he's got the top team of 3WA trouble consultants on his side. We've never failed to solve a case." And the collateral damage in lives and property destroyed was too high to calculate. "So you have been warned. About several things."

The name 'The Dirty Pair' was taken from a pair of female Japanese wrestlers called the Beauty Pair. They look nothing like Yuri and Kei.

[go_downswinging]

"Yeah? But have you ever done Roller Derby?" Dean asked with a hint of a smirk. He had no idea what his team was capable of. They'd probably have to hold a practice so he could tell. "Besides, sometimes desire to win beats out skill."

[luvlianjel_yuri]

"We've never done roller derby, though we have done a kung fu movie." The fighting was real. Sort of like how the sex was real in a porno, only there was feeling in this.*

"We got to be the top team of trouble consultants when we were nineteen because... hey, wow, we had the desire to be the best." Durrrrr. Yuri smiled. "I really do think we'll win, but I'd like to see you do well because you're so cute."

No lie, he was really cute.

*This is comic canon. Yuri was supposed to win the fight but Kei cheated and they kept it. It got real ugly after that.

[go_downswinging]

Dean winked at her. "Even if I have to lose to Bobby, it'll still be a win because hot chicks fighting on skates." Seriously, it was right up there with mud wrestling and wet t-shirt contests. "You can't beat that."

[luvlianjel_yuri]

"I don't know. Hot chicks fighting has never done me." Well, it hadn't. "Usually I just end up with bruises when that happens."

Bleah.

"Anyway, I should let you get on with selecting your reading material. Or, um, whatever you use it for." None of Yuri's business, and she liked it that way. "Good to see you."

She turned.

"Though seriously, Kei wouldn't mind saying hi and not much else, if you know what I mean. She likes you." Hey, it was an offer of free sex, no strings attached. They were talking about Kei here.