Just another day (OTA)

[kiddosgotclaws]

Beatrix sat on a bench in the park, eating an ice cream cone, a small smirk on her face.  She had actually forgotten how much of a pain in the proverbial ass it was to clean and resharpen all that equiptment.  Not that she should complain at all.  Everyone she knew was fine, as far as she knew.  She was able to collect all her knives after whatever

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[mr_beaarthur]

Wade had an ice cream cone of his own, covered in sprinkles, as he sat down on the bench next to her, "Hey there, hot stuff."

[kiddosgotclaws]

"Hey, sexy. Be careful, you're gonna melt that cone." Beatrix said, leaning on his shoulder, "You know, I almost kicked your ass, right?"

[mr_beaarthur]

He grinned, taking a lick of his cone, his mask half rolled up, completely oblivious. "What? Why'd you almost kick my ass?"

[kiddosgotclaws]

"You ever forget to check in with me again, and we're gonna fight. I spent half my time worried sick about you. You almost drummed all the fun out of it. Almost." Beatrix said, grinning.

[mr_beaarthur]

Deadpool's shoulders slumped a bit, chastised. "Sorry, I got excited! And I-I forgot... I'm sorry."

And he wasn't used to anyone worrying about him. He could hardly stay hurt long, after all.

[kiddosgotclaws]

"Well, you can make it up to me later." She said, teasingly licking the ice cream cone, "And I can think of just how, too." She said, leaning in to kiss him, "I know you're immortal and heal on your own. But I love you, and I don't want to see you hurt. Not ever." She said, resting her head on his shoulder.

[mr_beaarthur]

Don't say something stupid, Wade. Don't say something stupid...

"I don't want to see you hurt either."

"Wouldn't mond seeing your boobs though."

Damn.

[kiddosgotclaws]

"Wouldn't mind showing them to you later. Or right now, if you'd like." Beatrix said, pulling the collar of her shirt down to reaveal just a touch of cleavage.

"The rest we have to wait. I think they have public indecenty charges around here."

[mr_beaarthur]

He stared at her cleavage when she showed them. She was the perfect woman...

"Damn. Wish this was a nudist colony..."

[kiddosgotclaws]

"Well, last weekend we were a wild west town. You might get your wish one of these days." Beatrix said, laughing, before her voice got serious "Then I'd really have to worry. I mean, as hot as you are, all that compitition . . ." She leaned in, kissing his cheek.

"Oh, I finally got to test out the new set of knives. I forgot what a bitch they were to clean."

[mr_beaarthur]

He beamed when she kissed his cheek and he took another lick from his cone. "Everyone would want me. I'm a sexy beast."

She made him feel like one, anyway.

"Ugh, yeah they are a pain. But so fun to use!"

[kiddosgotclaws]

"Oh, yeah. I gotta admit, it is more fun than the holodeck. But when these things hit back," She showed him a nick on her upper arm, "You feel it." She chuckled, hugging him close.

[mr_beaarthur]

He stared at the nick, suddenly realizing that he should have found her. Been at her side. Murdered the shit out of the thing that cut her. So Wade glowered a bit at the sight of it, and held her back.

"That's the only damage right? You're not hurt anywhere else?"

[kiddosgotclaws]

"Nah, that's it. Hell, I nick myself deeper shaving my legs." Beatrix said, dismissively, "I'm just glad you're OK." She lifted the mask, to kiss him skin on skin on his cheek.

[mr_beaarthur]

"Yeah, but I'm not the one who could die..." he mumbled, a bit dejected, then turned his head to kiss her properly on the lips.

[kiddosgotclaws]

She deepened the kiss, before releasing it for air only.

"Actually, I can't die. Not in the village, anyway." Beatrix said, her face serious, "I die sixteen years from now. And my own rules kill me. How ironic is that?"