LOL GUESS WHAT? IT'S FIVE IN THE MORNING AND THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO LEAVE A NEW TESTIMONY 'CAUSE THE OLD ONE IS SO DRAB AND OUTDATED. and by outdated, i mean like, almost two months ago...whatever. it's not important.
buttmunch, you are excitable and very liable to OMG CAPSLOCK NO WAIIII the world into oblivion, but that's okay, because it makes it somewhat more acceptable when i do it. our comment parties are srs bzns, and most people just cannot handle this epic level of rock 'n roll, for fear their brains could start leaking out of their nose. it's kind of insane that we've only known each other for like, two months but you are my constant, partner in a lucrative cereal bzns deal, icon partner in crime, the sawyer to my juliet, the glow to my stick, the fizzy to my drink, the polyp to my coral, the maid of honour, the jack to my crybabies, the nirvana to my jeep, the proverbial pop to my rocks. your love for dan and charlie rivals that of my love for myself/the ocean/suliet/juliet, which is kind of rad in it's own strange way. i'd probably have to stop paying for this lj stuff if you left. basically you suck, and that's what makes me all warm and fuzzy in my hollow tin chest.
and by outdated, i mean like, almost two months ago...whatever. it's not important.
buttmunch, you are excitable and very liable to OMG CAPSLOCK NO WAIIII the world into oblivion, but that's okay, because it makes it somewhat more acceptable when i do it. our comment parties are srs bzns, and most people just cannot handle this epic level of rock 'n roll, for fear their brains could start leaking out of their nose. it's kind of insane that we've only known each other for like, two months but you are my constant, partner in a lucrative cereal bzns deal, icon partner in crime, the sawyer to my juliet, the glow to my stick, the fizzy to my drink, the polyp to my coral, the maid of honour, the jack to my crybabies, the nirvana to my jeep, the proverbial pop to my rocks. your love for dan and charlie rivals that of my love for myself/the ocean/suliet/juliet, which is kind of rad in it's own strange way. i'd probably have to stop paying for this lj stuff if you left. basically you suck, and that's what makes me all warm and fuzzy in my hollow tin chest.
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lucrative cereal deal, omf.
maid of honor *jears again*
*buys you an ocean*
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*pops collar* i do what i can to make you feel loved, bb.
OMGOCEAN! <3333333333333
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