parking violationzzzzzz

Feb 24, 2009 23:15

i got my first parking ticket today.

university parking passes are ~obviously~ for losers and low-lifes so i don't have one.
i usually run a little scam so i don't get ticketed. what i do is buy a ticket on a monday and use it the entire week, but instead of leaving it face up on the dashboard i put it face down so you can't see the date. its worked so far because today i got lazy and didn't scam... i forgot altogether.
the best part is that on the ticket where it says 'colour of car' or whatever, mine says 'win'. my car is the colour of win? i don't get it but its funny nonetheless.

well, you win this time university.
but seeing as how i've already scammed you out like $30-40 in unpaid parking passes, i > you in the long run.
i wish i could say we're fucking done professionally but i've gotta park my tercel somewhere for the next 2 years. :(

i'm off to go watch 'penelope' now. ps, australia was epic. plot was weak, but epic nonetheless and visually stunning. not quite like the fall though. the fall is in a category all its own. i flove that movie :)
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