entry 6

[heartofcoltan]

I've been busy repairing myself after the incident with the dinosaurs. Current status: 99%. I'm also down a shotgun. This is mildly problematic.

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[poor_upbringing]

Need any help with the repairs?

[heartofcoltan]

I'm almost at 100% capacity, but there are some areas that are difficult to repair manually.

[poor_upbringing]

Hey, I'd be happy to help!

[heartofcoltan]

There's a large gash located on my lower back that's exposing metal. I've been unsuccessful in repairing it. Staples would be sufficient.

[poor_upbringing]

Then I am on my way with a staple gun!

[heartofcoltan]

I can pay for your services if needed.

[poor_upbringing]

Well..like...

[poor_upbringing]

... I am kinda short on cash right now...

[poor_upbringing]

But I would still totally help you out if you couldn't pay! Part of what friends are for, Camdroid.

[heartofcoltan]

Friends give each other money when they need it. I can pay.

[poor_upbringing]

Right on!

[heartofcoltan]

Do friends keep secrets from each other?

[poor_upbringing]

Uh...

[poor_upbringing]

Sometimes.

[heartofcoltan]

Understood.

[poor_upbringing]

Like, there are different kinds of secrets. Sometimes there are just things that your friends don't need to know, like how deep in debt you are to crazy chinese druglords, or, like, you're a gay alien with a crush on your boss, and those are okay kinds of secrets. Then there's, like, "I'm going to betray you to my dipstick parents because I'm a total tool," or "my team leader made out with me and I didn't tell," and those are, like, not cool.

Guess what I'm saying is: if keeping a secret hurts a friend, no way. But if telling the truth wouldn't help anything and might make things worse, then it's cool.