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YES! Lori is in a cleaning binge! She cleaned my whole room (including vaccum, steam clean, a dust, organization of stuff, etc.). There is about 5 air fresheners per cubic metre and all i smell when i walk in is fresh ass. I just came home from the final hockey tryout (wich i made... yeah thanks) and turned on the computer and Lori freewillingly started cleaning some more as I sat here. I felt bad and offered assistance, but she turned it down like an ugly kid signing up for a hot competition. I tried to help but she physicaly beat me to the ground and spit in my face. By that i mean she just insisted I go on the computer. Is this some kind of mind trick or did I develop the cure for aids while i was sleeping?! Ooo, AND she cleaned the basement and moved all the shit around, it looks right on. She cleaned the bar and now it is fully operatonal. Party in my basement! Attire: american eagle body suit, cowboy hat, molson cool pak and a voice box filled with YEAHH, WOOOOH!... pussies.
I've planned out a sweet halloween costume. Im going to be a penis, but its going to be a good penis. Im not just dressing up in a peach shit and pants. It will have pubic hairs, a full scrotum with dual testicles, a curvular nob, an operational spout and veins. My excuse if questioned: I am a long finger with a swollen knuckle.
Bye!
I've planned out a sweet halloween costume. Im going to be a penis, but its going to be a good penis. Im not just dressing up in a peach shit and pants. It will have pubic hairs, a full scrotum with dual testicles, a curvular nob, an operational spout and veins. My excuse if questioned: I am a long finger with a swollen knuckle.
Bye!