The Inside Jokes List - freshly updated!
An updated draft of the inside jokes list...some of these just sound funny even if one doesn't know what's behind it...
It's the inside jokes list
* That’s not ink
* Six inches
* Squid thoughts
* It’s not my fault the squid likes Mr. Allen!
* Soccer ball
* Lightsaber
* Gluesticks
* Squid on a leash
* Weasels
* Inside the squid
* Friendly squid
* Captain Obvious
* “If only I had a dollar for every time I’d heard that…”
* Yardstick
* Peas
* Squid attack!
* Bon Jovi's "I'll Be There For You"
* "Guitar...need I say more?"
* PJs
* Eleanor
* Stick shift
* Rising Force
* SEALs...
* Mustangs, WOOHOO!
* Hit the brakes, he'll fly right by , unless he just plows into the back of you, then you're screwed!
* Hey, let's go check out the F-4!
* Are you SURE you know where we're going?
* Which one are you referring to when you say "beast" - me, or the airplane?
* It's so damn hard to find a good hiding place anymore!
* Just shut up and glue!
* Mid-air collision
* It landed WHERE?!
* NOOO! That can't be what it says!
* You were flying a WHAT?!
* Force feedback
* Cannons...
* Oh man - don't tell me the gun's jammed....and don't you tell me we ain't got missiles....and don't say the gear won't come down...DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE TO RIDE THIS THING INTO THE GROUND!
* We're DOOMED!
* Bloody hell!
* Ballocks! You bloody wanker!
* "Tell me that wasn't...." "Oh, it was... "
* That's hott!....wait a tick....
* A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a....car? You make no sense!
* WOO! Soccer in the mud! WOO!
* How are we supposed to play if we don't have any balls? Oh wait...that sounded wrong!
* Wait a tick...he's got a bigger rack than I do! Something is drastically wrong here!
* Sardines! That's what we're packed in here like!
* Please, don't sing...anything but that!
* Hey, how ya doin', eh?
* Animal crackers
* Duct tape...kinky
* Please, don't do the happy dance...
* "Ferris Bueller, you're my hero..."
* Strap Aunt Edna to the roof... ("National Lampoon's Vacation")
* DAMN COMMUNISTS!
* Bill's a vole!
* Yep...
* Kelly says "Red and blue make yellow!"...and of course that can only mean "Yellow and blue make...purple!"
* "OH MY GOD! IT'S A VELOCIRAPTOR! AIYEEEE!"
* "Is dad on crack, or what?"
* 6 ft weasel...
* Vertical shades
* "This is your phone *shows phone to people*"..."This is your phone on crack *shows phone with strange pattern on its display to people* Any questions?"
* RUGS! WOO!
* *honks horn* "HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?!"
* "Sure, great idea...honking at random pedestrians. I can see it as an Olympic sport."
* "The USS...WHAT?!"
* YOU CAN'T HAVE CAKE WITHOUT FROSTING! You can't have frosting without cake, either.
* "I am a baaaaaaad man..."
* "Good brakes too..."
* "I've got your illegal motion call right here..."
* "If you don't watch it, I'm gonna call that unnecessary roughness..."
* "Alright, so what you're comparing football to is....? Sex?"
* "Angry Beavers...sounds like a porno flick..."
* "The Vikings quarterback, stopped by a host of Beavers..."
* "And one time, at EAA camp..."
* "FREEBIRD! WOO!"
* "My rack...sounds like a new country...'there was a lot of fighting today in MyRack' "
* I didn't need to see that...do it again...
* We're gonna have to do present arms...how the hell are we gonna do this without whacking each other...*blushes, amid raucous laughter*...you guys know what I mean! We're gonna be so close together, we'll hit each other! Get a grip...*more laughter*
* Purple Sheep...
* CHEESE!
* Barbra Streisand
* Saddam Hussein
* "Unless you have incredible control over your sperm..."
* The Oscar Meyer Weiner Song (thanks Steph!)
* Bus virgin!
* Arg!
* ASSHAT!
* Bollocks!
* Botheration
* Look - a chicken!
* Look! Feet!
* Oooh! A penny!
* CSI: Uterus
* Yes, you may pet the pony...
* Yngwie Malmsteen is NOT food!
* BAD HORSIE!
* I went GRASSBOARDING! WOO!
* *crow noises*
* QUAIL IN DISTRESS!
* Are you SQUIRREL-IST!? You don't like black squirrels?!
* Steve Vai's "For The Love Of God"...;-)
* The little men are bowling again...
* Landscaping!
* Here, let me poke it ;-)
* It's rollover PMS, like Cingular!
* Suicidal ducks! AIYEEEEEE!
* You could hide a Volkswagen in there!
* "I like my women like I like my urine samples...in a plastic cup!"
* "Denis Leary and duct tape...kinky! :-D"
* "Gerard Way? I'd tap that!"
* "Skycap Weewee to gate A1A please"
* Exterme emergency in baggage claim!
* "Katherine has a thing for strippers!"
* The chickens like cookie dough!
* I'm in Ma's kitchen, bakin' your cookies
* "You're not bleeding profusely, are you?! Didn't think so! I win!"
* That is WAY more Meatloaf/.38 Special/Yngwie Malmsteen/whatever than one person needs.
* HIROSHIMA!
* "Do you have ANY idea how great that was?!"
* Caveman music!
* Supervisor hawk
* Shift change!
* DH
* OB/GYN Kenobi?!
* ...Wow....
* No. More. Licking!
* My God, why am I watching this?!
* GNOMES!
* Osama is two-dimensional!
* Stop ruining my childhood! I'll never be able to watch Harry Potter again!
* Let us never speak of this again.
* "How do they know he'll come out every year?"
"They PULL him out"
"They're like...what? 'IT'S YOUR SHADOW, PHIL!'...?"
* Eagles have armpits!
If anyone has any more ideas, feel free to contribute ;-)
It's the inside jokes list
* That’s not ink
* Six inches
* Squid thoughts
* It’s not my fault the squid likes Mr. Allen!
* Soccer ball
* Lightsaber
* Gluesticks
* Squid on a leash
* Weasels
* Inside the squid
* Friendly squid
* Captain Obvious
* “If only I had a dollar for every time I’d heard that…”
* Yardstick
* Peas
* Squid attack!
* Bon Jovi's "I'll Be There For You"
* "Guitar...need I say more?"
* PJs
* Eleanor
* Stick shift
* Rising Force
* SEALs...
* Mustangs, WOOHOO!
* Hit the brakes, he'll fly right by , unless he just plows into the back of you, then you're screwed!
* Hey, let's go check out the F-4!
* Are you SURE you know where we're going?
* Which one are you referring to when you say "beast" - me, or the airplane?
* It's so damn hard to find a good hiding place anymore!
* Just shut up and glue!
* Mid-air collision
* It landed WHERE?!
* NOOO! That can't be what it says!
* You were flying a WHAT?!
* Force feedback
* Cannons...
* Oh man - don't tell me the gun's jammed....and don't you tell me we ain't got missiles....and don't say the gear won't come down...DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE TO RIDE THIS THING INTO THE GROUND!
* We're DOOMED!
* Bloody hell!
* Ballocks! You bloody wanker!
* "Tell me that wasn't...." "Oh, it was... "
* That's hott!....wait a tick....
* A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a....car? You make no sense!
* WOO! Soccer in the mud! WOO!
* How are we supposed to play if we don't have any balls? Oh wait...that sounded wrong!
* Wait a tick...he's got a bigger rack than I do! Something is drastically wrong here!
* Sardines! That's what we're packed in here like!
* Please, don't sing...anything but that!
* Hey, how ya doin', eh?
* Animal crackers
* Duct tape...kinky
* Please, don't do the happy dance...
* "Ferris Bueller, you're my hero..."
* Strap Aunt Edna to the roof... ("National Lampoon's Vacation")
* DAMN COMMUNISTS!
* Bill's a vole!
* Yep...
* Kelly says "Red and blue make yellow!"...and of course that can only mean "Yellow and blue make...purple!"
* "OH MY GOD! IT'S A VELOCIRAPTOR! AIYEEEE!"
* "Is dad on crack, or what?"
* 6 ft weasel...
* Vertical shades
* "This is your phone *shows phone to people*"..."This is your phone on crack *shows phone with strange pattern on its display to people* Any questions?"
* RUGS! WOO!
* *honks horn* "HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?!"
* "Sure, great idea...honking at random pedestrians. I can see it as an Olympic sport."
* "The USS...WHAT?!"
* YOU CAN'T HAVE CAKE WITHOUT FROSTING! You can't have frosting without cake, either.
* "I am a baaaaaaad man..."
* "Good brakes too..."
* "I've got your illegal motion call right here..."
* "If you don't watch it, I'm gonna call that unnecessary roughness..."
* "Alright, so what you're comparing football to is....? Sex?"
* "Angry Beavers...sounds like a porno flick..."
* "The Vikings quarterback, stopped by a host of Beavers..."
* "And one time, at EAA camp..."
* "FREEBIRD! WOO!"
* "My rack...sounds like a new country...'there was a lot of fighting today in MyRack' "
* I didn't need to see that...do it again...
* We're gonna have to do present arms...how the hell are we gonna do this without whacking each other...*blushes, amid raucous laughter*...you guys know what I mean! We're gonna be so close together, we'll hit each other! Get a grip...*more laughter*
* Purple Sheep...
* CHEESE!
* Barbra Streisand
* Saddam Hussein
* "Unless you have incredible control over your sperm..."
* The Oscar Meyer Weiner Song (thanks Steph!)
* Bus virgin!
* Arg!
* ASSHAT!
* Bollocks!
* Botheration
* Look - a chicken!
* Look! Feet!
* Oooh! A penny!
* CSI: Uterus
* Yes, you may pet the pony...
* Yngwie Malmsteen is NOT food!
* BAD HORSIE!
* I went GRASSBOARDING! WOO!
* *crow noises*
* QUAIL IN DISTRESS!
* Are you SQUIRREL-IST!? You don't like black squirrels?!
* Steve Vai's "For The Love Of God"...;-)
* The little men are bowling again...
* Landscaping!
* Here, let me poke it ;-)
* It's rollover PMS, like Cingular!
* Suicidal ducks! AIYEEEEEE!
* You could hide a Volkswagen in there!
* "I like my women like I like my urine samples...in a plastic cup!"
* "Denis Leary and duct tape...kinky! :-D"
* "Gerard Way? I'd tap that!"
* "Skycap Weewee to gate A1A please"
* Exterme emergency in baggage claim!
* "Katherine has a thing for strippers!"
* The chickens like cookie dough!
* I'm in Ma's kitchen, bakin' your cookies
* "You're not bleeding profusely, are you?! Didn't think so! I win!"
* That is WAY more Meatloaf/.38 Special/Yngwie Malmsteen/whatever than one person needs.
* HIROSHIMA!
* "Do you have ANY idea how great that was?!"
* Caveman music!
* Supervisor hawk
* Shift change!
* DH
* OB/GYN Kenobi?!
* ...Wow....
* No. More. Licking!
* My God, why am I watching this?!
* GNOMES!
* Osama is two-dimensional!
* Stop ruining my childhood! I'll never be able to watch Harry Potter again!
* Let us never speak of this again.
* "How do they know he'll come out every year?"
"They PULL him out"
"They're like...what? 'IT'S YOUR SHADOW, PHIL!'...?"
* Eagles have armpits!
If anyone has any more ideas, feel free to contribute ;-)