I hurt my pinky.
I just got home and was running up the steps to the front door. The top two are still frozen from two days ago when we got all of that sleet. So as you can probably guess i hit the second step and then fell onto the front porch and out of anger because of my stupidity I took the 12 oz can of coke that i was holding and threw it up against the house as i was trying to get up, which was still closed until it came back down and I kicked it out of mid air allll over the front door and then out of frustration from that I bent the key in the key hole. so im retarded..anyone want to come help me clean off my front door??