THE TRAIN THAT DID.. EPISODE 1..my train is faster than yours
correct me if i am wrong, but i always thort that trains made a choo choo sound?? how ever, there is this one train, that is far far far superior, and it makes the noise ho ho ho as it steams away. the train is driven by "conductor arsehole" and instead of stoking teh engine with coal in teh normal choo choo train, this conducter shoves sluts into the fire and yells at them and asks them what they are, and thus this why this train makes the ho ho ho noises.
one time this train was rolling down the country side and came across i lill city called perth. wow it was full of sluts. the arsehole conductor was soo happy cause then he cuold feed his fire forever, so he decided this would be a great place to live. but he had one problem, what coudl he pull behind the engine??? hmmm so he thort, hmmm what does perth have... sluts, big fat sluts, in tight jeans. he could carry around piles or birth control so they wouldnt create poor little kids that woudl be neglected, or he could just creat an army of sxe people who collect teh sluts to fuel teh fire. wow this is perfect!!! he will create a sxe army and carry them around so they can collect the fuel for his fire. done and done!!!
So one day this train came across a place called hq, there was bands there that played hardcore music, and one from far far away called MPB. he went in, had a great time and steped on a few heads. after the show, other people who drove trains challaged him to a race, and the winner woudl recieve vast wealth!!! ok teh race was run, and conductor arsehoel and his sxe army never looked liek losing!!!!! amazing, the power of the edge army pumping the engine full of sluts pushed them past the finishing line miles ahead of any other train. my train is fucken faster than yours!!! there were a few breakdowns by other trains, including taht of the "no dance" train which failed to make the finish line. eventho the no dance train didnt win, it is still the most loved in perth!!! however my train is more edge than yours!!!!
the end.
more to come in teh next episode!!!!!!!
perth is good
spinich is good
50 bucks is good
being the most fastest runner is good
mpb are good
life is good
champion wil be soooooo good
free stuff is always good
sxe is still fucken GRAND!!!!
one time this train was rolling down the country side and came across i lill city called perth. wow it was full of sluts. the arsehole conductor was soo happy cause then he cuold feed his fire forever, so he decided this would be a great place to live. but he had one problem, what coudl he pull behind the engine??? hmmm so he thort, hmmm what does perth have... sluts, big fat sluts, in tight jeans. he could carry around piles or birth control so they wouldnt create poor little kids that woudl be neglected, or he could just creat an army of sxe people who collect teh sluts to fuel teh fire. wow this is perfect!!! he will create a sxe army and carry them around so they can collect the fuel for his fire. done and done!!!
So one day this train came across a place called hq, there was bands there that played hardcore music, and one from far far away called MPB. he went in, had a great time and steped on a few heads. after the show, other people who drove trains challaged him to a race, and the winner woudl recieve vast wealth!!! ok teh race was run, and conductor arsehoel and his sxe army never looked liek losing!!!!! amazing, the power of the edge army pumping the engine full of sluts pushed them past the finishing line miles ahead of any other train. my train is fucken faster than yours!!! there were a few breakdowns by other trains, including taht of the "no dance" train which failed to make the finish line. eventho the no dance train didnt win, it is still the most loved in perth!!! however my train is more edge than yours!!!!
the end.
more to come in teh next episode!!!!!!!
perth is good
spinich is good
50 bucks is good
being the most fastest runner is good
mpb are good
life is good
champion wil be soooooo good
free stuff is always good
sxe is still fucken GRAND!!!!